thread_prefix.26 the princess diaries

[princessparkles]

Summary of 115 pages:

Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS

Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever

Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why

Age 12: Start jerking it to porn

Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked

Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet

Age 17: buy BBC dildo

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die
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somehow brought up bibisea again award

 

[Alextremo2TheMax]

somehow brought up bibisea again award

I was reading your mind and that was all that was there lil bro

 

[Soygoy]

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>Its gay to pull chicks who talk and act like moids on moid website

very cute btw

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

>very cute btw

 

[princessparkles]

i genuinely think im the funniest person ever

 

[baqqrih]

i genuinely think im the funniest person ever

Why do you think that?

 

[BlueLikesSoyjaks]

ok guys i don’t know the date today so we’re just rolling with it

today i did maths i did WAY too much maths
i went out for steak and my dad gave me tons of money YAAAY I CAN BUY MORE SHEINSLOP
i can’t resist these kids just make the cutest things ever child labour ain’t so bad
i’m eating uncooked noodles rn cuz they just hit so good
also i can run in these boots i’ve realised we’re so back

ALSO WHO PLAYS DESTINY 2 IK ITS A SLOP GAME BUT I RLY LOVE IT I NEED A FIRETEAM MEMBER PLS

You have issues

 

[Soygoy]

i genuinely think im the funniest person ever

nah im way more funnier than you, pal.

 

[princessparkles]

Why do you think that?

idk im having one of these moments when i think everything’s hilarious and i laughed until i cried and im home alone
i think im js exhausted but this made me almost cry again

You have issues

nah im way more funnier than you, pal.

erm you guys wish u were me

 

[BlueLikesSoyjaks]

idk im having one of these moments when i think everything’s hilarious and i laughed until i cried and im home alone
i think im js exhausted but this made me almost cry again
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erm you guys wish u were me

No I don't

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

You have issues

I thought you were gone for good

 

[BlueLikesSoyjaks]

I thought you were gone for good

I am leaving for good soon!!!!!!

I'm just finishing off my plate of posts!

 

[Soygoy]

idk im having one of these moments when i think everything’s hilarious and i laughed until i cried and im home alone

>im hilarious
>picrel is not even funny
ah. women. :)

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

idk im having one of these moments when i think everything’s hilarious and i laughed until i cried and im home alone
i think im js exhausted but this made me almost cry again
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erm you guys wish u were me

What the fuck, Why is there a humongous rotund obese woman of color on your dms

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I am leaving for good soon!!!!!!

I'm just finishing off my plate of posts!

@footjob, yk what to do

 

[princessparkles]

What the fuck, Why is there a humongous rotund obese woman of color on your dms

sotp im gonna have an asthma attack

 

[BlueLikesSoyjaks]

@footjob, yk what to do

Stop it! I don't want hanging slopjaks

 

[Soygoy]

sotp im gonna have an asthma attack

xhe is humongous chungus doe
xhes full to da brim with air, you can use xher as an oxygen tank

 

[princessparkles]

xhe is humongous chungus doe
xhes full to da brim with air, you can use xher as an oxygen tank

what would u say if i told u that’s actually me irl

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

what would u say if i told u that’s actually me irl

I wouldn't be surprised