Discussion What if Apple made an iBBC?

[ArmaLite]

Everyone knows that TWP ytbois are frustrated and lonely nowadays. What if a trillion-dollar company stepped in and released a prosthetic BBC? It would cost around $1,500 USD for the 7 inch base model and there would be tons of customization options like girth and circumcision status. Would you buy one?

 

[Bobr]

Sex is gross so nawh

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Everyone knows that TWP ytbois are frustrated and lonely nowadays. What if a trillion-dollar company stepped in and released a prosthetic BBC? It would cost around $1,500 USD for the 7 inch base model and there would be tons of customization options like girth and circumcision status. Would you buy one?

It would never happen because Tim Cook is a slut for dat BBC and his faggot ass would never want to share such technology with the public
The Apple BBC (it wouldn’t be called the iBBC, Apple stopped prefixing product lines with “i” from the Apple Watch and beyond) would have lots of customization, but you wouldn’t be allowed to control any of it unless you spend 10 years trying to jailbreak it only for the workaround to break after the next software update. The machine knows best, chud!

 

[Nihilma]

Androidsisters... our response ?

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Sex is gross so nawh

It is just white women and Cobsons putting iBBC you know where. ::

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Would you buy one?

I'll take 2. ::amerimutt::

 

[Ree Vannin]

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[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

@Stephen

 

[Stephen]

They wouldn't do this, the initial product is already too sleek and appealing(for you guys geg)

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

They wouldn't do this, the initial product is already too sleek and appealing(for you guys geg)

Can't beat the original!

 

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[alonso]

Someone made a what if (blank) had BBC thread before my glorious king @sage
Put this shit in /archive/ NOW