GEG /ih/ - Intellectual Humor

[soda]

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No, but seriously, who the hell makes these shitty ass memes

Another meme for my dank meme folder! Stonks.

 

[ribbon]

 

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Oh my CHONKER!!!!

 

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[ribbon]

Oh my CHONKER!!!!

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

 

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[ribbon]

hes so autism coded,,, /stim /vpos

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

 

[evandoe]

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Ey b0ss

 

[evandoe]

Ey b0ss

NYEEEEEEEEEEEES

 

[SoyToon]

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I fucking loves VvC memes, it was before I was interested into soyjaks

 

[BrimBurner]

“A Most Scholarly Inquiry into the Balding Bugcreature of the Soyjakian Cultus”​

Or, “How I Learned to Stop Grooming and Love the Soy”

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Lo! Behold the Soyjak—an effete simulacrum of man, his crown barren as the philosophical output of a midwit substack enjoyer. His visage? Round, porcine. His ocular accoutrements? Thick-rimmed, fogged by the condensation of room-temperature Soylent™ Original, which he quaffs with religious reverence between ctrl+v deployments of ironic screech panels on the digital bazaar known only as the feed.


He is sneedpilled. He is heckin’ basedboycore. He cannot cope, so he dilates.


He utters phrases such as:

“ACKCHYUALLY,”
“You fell for the meme,”
“Imagine not chugging soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoy .”

Where once man stood proud with chest hair and ambition, now there is only he/him self-parody. The Soyjak lumbers not through nature, but across twitter threads and drama farms, neck craned toward his next glowie callout post.


His enemies?

• Gigachads.
• Milk drinkers.
• Women.
• The concept of sunlight.

He writes essays on why Soyface is praxis, citing Foucault, FemboyWiki, and "some guy on Discord." He calls himself ‘just ironic’ yet malds unironically.


And in the silence of the night, when the GPU fans purr and his curated folder of 70,000 soyjak reaction images rest easy, he whispers one last truth into the void:

“We are all Soy now.”

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Fin.


Wouldst thou care for an appendix featuring hand-forged neologisms from the sacred archives of /soy/? Or mayhaps an erudite genealogy of the “sneed-posting” phenomenon dating back to Mesopotamia?(what the fuck is femboywiki, chatgpt wrote this)

 

[Goot]

 

[Goot]

 

[4tehlulz]

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I fucking loves VvC memes, it was before I was interested into soyjaks View attachment 178933

This will age like fine wine even though wine is haram.

 

[alonso]

Only TRUE comedy enjoyers can get this one:

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Only TRUE comedy enjoyers can get this one:

British comedy is the best.