Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

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[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS YOUR MAKING MY BRAIN HURRTTTTT!!!!

Have a nice day

 

[MoonMetropolis]

doll if some weird nigga buys this site please delete my account and any records associated with it thank you

By "weird nigga", do you mean someone like me, or someone like brapjyos? Or both?

 

[dino]

doll if some weird nigga buys this site please delete my account and any records associated with it thank you

dolls said something about talking to quote to remove our ip history before the other owner steps in, im pretty sure hes not removing emails but that doesnt matter as long as you arent retarded

 

[dino]

didn't quote leave the schlog

yeah but im pretty sure he still has some power over it

 

[Donald]

How long will the auction last

 

[JonathanJewRral]

Make me Admin and i'll donate 1 cent.

 

[Username:Required]

Can broot just get the site back?

 

[alonso]

Can broot just get the site back?

FROOT's to greedy to do such, He want the money for more 'p and Galaxy gas

 

[Username:Required]

I'm pretty sure he gave it for free to Froot. He only donated like 5 dollars so I doubt he has the money or even wants to buy it back

>gets given the site for free
>decides to abandon it
>sells it instead of giving it back
Froot is such a kike

 

[JonathanJewRral]

FROOT's to greedy to do such, He want the money for more 'p and Galaxy gas

CURRENT BID = 2,500
HOW MUCH 'P AND GALAXY GAX CAN FROOT AFFORD?
(idk the price of 'p so its estimate)
'p x 2 = $1,700
5 LB Galaxy Gas x 3 = $804
DEBT = $5 BUT HE CAN GET IT BACK BY SELLING OUR IP AND INFO

 

[_73]

Just give the site to me

 

[JonathanJewRral]

Just give the site to me

I trust this goy. give the site to him.

 

[_73]

I trust this goy. give the site to him.

Four ways I will save the shlog:
1.ban all troonslop, no matter how hecking keyed the user that posts it is
2. Ban all drama, this is soyjak shitpost website, kys if you wanna start drama
3. Leak gay dm's, if I see people dm'ing each other shit like meursault and soyteen liker, I will leak these DM's and we will all be bullying them
4. Funny threads encouraged, we need to make a better name for the shlog, thats why funny/creative posts will be put at the top of every board while all threads that the average teen would consider "gay/lame" will be send to a new board called /dump 2.0/ and any user that gets their thread send their will be banned for a day

 

[_73]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nigga just change your pfp, its not that hard

 

[_73]

If you do this people in the Shiwi and Sharty will cry about how this is a rulecucked circlejerk drama website (despite banning drama)

Idc about what niggas on the sharty and shiwi cry about, their hecking 'cord drama will be banned

 

[meijak]

Clearly Froot does and that's why he sold this site. He is incapable of independent thought and listens to retards all day

I don't know why he even goes on shiwi, everyone there hates him.

 

[jrobertoppenheimer]

I don't know why he even goes on shiwi, everyone there hates him.

Because he likes the attention it gives him.

 

[Donald]

 

[Jew]

Donate to Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog, organized by Joshua Goldberg

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 20… Joshua Goldberg needs your support for Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

www.gofundme.com

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.

i hope you get the funds needed