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During my brief hiatus from this website, I decided to fill the Schlog shaped hole in my free time with some other SNCA, sperg riddled, online shit pipe, and since Kiwi Farms has been getting rather boring for me and has a communal dislike for any kind of shitposting, I decided to fill that aforementioned hole with something even more cancerous: /pol/.
But it's not the /pol/ you're probably thinking, not the sharty /pol/, the original 4chan /pol/.
A internet community which its quality, and even morals, of the content and frequent posters can only be comparable to that of a septic tank.
Well, why did I decided to browse it for a short period you may ask?
Well, I guess I figured I would be willing to find a nugget of gold in a river of shit, because that nugget of gold, which is probably some moderately funny greentext accompanied by a semi-relevant anime jpeg, was worth sifting through all the degeneracy and vile, repugnant filth that get regurgitated on there 24/7.
And, I guess I was either justified in doing this or I just joined at the right time because what I saw was extremely entertaining and goes to highlight just how gullible, idiotic and thin skinned modern /pol/ users are, which kinda defeats the stereotype of /pol/ being a bunch of funny le epic trolls if they fall for such awful bait, but, I'm getting ahead of myself.
So what is this thing that I happened to stumble on on /pol/?
Well I'm sure some of you are familiar with the JD Vance edit memes which have been pretty popular lately especially on X and elsewhere. Well /pol/ wasn't spared from disotorted images of the American Vice President's mug. I guarantee you that if you go to /pol/ right now you will certainty find a post featuring Vance's face and mocking his "say thank you" tirade in the white house with Zelenskyy. So much so that when I would open up the catalogue, pretty much half of the threads were JD Vance memes with the text either being related to Trump/Vance or other American politics related things or just meant to piss off the MAGA Trump cultists of /pol/, as it seems that's half the userbase nowadays.
This inevitably caught the eye of some armchair sleuths on 4chan which, as they do, caused them to come up with insane conspiracy theories relating to the alleged single group of people constantly posting these memes and threads and calling them "astroturfed" by leftists trying to discredit the name of Vance and the Trump presidency.
An example of the Vanceposting and a victim of seethe:
To combat this supposed leftist cyber mission on /pol/, posters began adopting methods, one of which you can see in the above screenshot, which is will get into now...
It's implementation was quite simple: Infiltrate Vanceposter territory and leave the following image...
And, I imagine to them, this would be enough to steer the Vanceposters away from ever returning to /pol/.
Pretty much every Vancepost would have the above image as the first reply to the thread, proving it was the most consistent method, but probably not affective.
This wasn't it however, they tried different methods, like...
Again, not as consistent as the previous method but still had the same outcome of not being very affective.
But even less affective was...
But it's not the /pol/ you're probably thinking, not the sharty /pol/, the original 4chan /pol/.
A internet community which its quality, and even morals, of the content and frequent posters can only be comparable to that of a septic tank.
Well, why did I decided to browse it for a short period you may ask?
Well, I guess I figured I would be willing to find a nugget of gold in a river of shit, because that nugget of gold, which is probably some moderately funny greentext accompanied by a semi-relevant anime jpeg, was worth sifting through all the degeneracy and vile, repugnant filth that get regurgitated on there 24/7.
And, I guess I was either justified in doing this or I just joined at the right time because what I saw was extremely entertaining and goes to highlight just how gullible, idiotic and thin skinned modern /pol/ users are, which kinda defeats the stereotype of /pol/ being a bunch of funny le epic trolls if they fall for such awful bait, but, I'm getting ahead of myself.
So what is this thing that I happened to stumble on on /pol/?
Well I'm sure some of you are familiar with the JD Vance edit memes which have been pretty popular lately especially on X and elsewhere. Well /pol/ wasn't spared from disotorted images of the American Vice President's mug. I guarantee you that if you go to /pol/ right now you will certainty find a post featuring Vance's face and mocking his "say thank you" tirade in the white house with Zelenskyy. So much so that when I would open up the catalogue, pretty much half of the threads were JD Vance memes with the text either being related to Trump/Vance or other American politics related things or just meant to piss off the MAGA Trump cultists of /pol/, as it seems that's half the userbase nowadays.
This inevitably caught the eye of some armchair sleuths on 4chan which, as they do, caused them to come up with insane conspiracy theories relating to the alleged single group of people constantly posting these memes and threads and calling them "astroturfed" by leftists trying to discredit the name of Vance and the Trump presidency.
An example of the Vanceposting and a victim of seethe:
To combat this supposed leftist cyber mission on /pol/, posters began adopting methods, one of which you can see in the above screenshot, which is will get into now...
THE MILHOUSE DOCTRINE:
The Milhouse doctrine refers to /pol/'s most common tactic to deal with the Vanceposters.It's implementation was quite simple: Infiltrate Vanceposter territory and leave the following image...
And, I imagine to them, this would be enough to steer the Vanceposters away from ever returning to /pol/.
Pretty much every Vancepost would have the above image as the first reply to the thread, proving it was the most consistent method, but probably not affective.
This wasn't it however, they tried different methods, like...
THE ROUTH DEFENSIVE:
A method which wasn't as affective as the Milhouse doctrine was 'The Routh Defensive', which was to combat Vance spam by posting a picture of the perpetrator of the second failed assassination attempt on Trump followed by a seething diatribe, as seen below...Again, not as consistent as the previous method but still had the same outcome of not being very affective.
But even less affective was...
THE 'CORD COPE:
The last and most pathetic method was 'The 'Cord Cope', a method so hypocritical for /pol's/ standards that it was quickly abandoned after realizing its ineffectiveness.
It involved posting a supposed Discord screenshot which featured someone calling for a Vance spam raid on /pol/. Take a glimpse at this glorious cope below...
And of course, as is the nature of these people, they blamed the Jews...
The Trumpist seethe was quite a funny sight to see and even more so seeing their copes as to blame it on some secret leftie mission to spam meme edits and coordinate it on fucking discord for some reason.
Keep in mind, these were the memes making them flip their shit.
Meme magic is real.
It involved posting a supposed Discord screenshot which featured someone calling for a Vance spam raid on /pol/. Take a glimpse at this glorious cope below...
And of course, as is the nature of these people, they blamed the Jews...
The Trumpist seethe was quite a funny sight to see and even more so seeing their copes as to blame it on some secret leftie mission to spam meme edits and coordinate it on fucking discord for some reason.
Keep in mind, these were the memes making them flip their shit.
Meme magic is real.