>It is night and I'm posting in the schlog, suddenly, I receive a dm. It's my wife posting from the other room -Honey, can you pick a cup of water for me please? -She says. We always communicate with each other on schlog dms instead of text messages. I go to the other room and give her the water, afterwards I go give some food for her, Breakfast for Dinner, a can of Sproke for me and a bottle of Soylent for her. After that is done, we prepare to have sex. She asks us to put our serious hats for the occasion, this is so I don't mention bbc or black bvlls during the act. I slowly undress her and notice her panties have a picture of Soytan's face patterned on it. SWNBAG, I utter to myself smiling before taking it off.
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>The next morning, we have breakfast. 6 fried fingerboys (small sized), clitty juice (cherry flavoured) and meds shaped gummies. Afterwards, we go create a slopjak together. She asks me to put some pink glitter next to jak's bleeding rectum, I thought the idea was cute, so I comply. After that's finished, we go buy a pod and canned bugs submerged on peach juice to leave for our great-grandkids, we're stockpiling and starting future investments so our descendants get a good life when the New World Order arrives. I make a small donation to the local BNWO charity and then it's time for me and wifey to get some entertainment. We go look at the comment sections of today's booru posts (we do that every day); she's a Warrior-Z fangirl while I'm more of an Astrofene guy, but we get along pretty well despite our differences, and every month we pay a visit to Shitoko's grave to mourn him, it was during his reign that I fell in love with her.
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>Fast foward a few months, we discover that she is pregnant from that one time. We discover it's a daughter, going to look at the book of baby names, we learn the most popular is "Kate Hikes" so we decide to go for it. When raising our offspring, she's only allowed to watch Ongezellig, FPE and Sprunki videos instead of other cartoons, she learns how to read using the Wiki, and we teach her how to dox all the jartycucks at her school. 20 years later, she marries a wholesome boybian. It's a boymoder specially because TRVMP banned all hrt, surgery and outlawed trans people, it got so bad, that xhe even asked for an axe wound to Science Claus. Obviously xhe never received one, but that must be because xhe didn't trust the science enough. The good news is that since xhe wasn't castrated, they are able to have a child of their own. I would have preferred if it was a bipoc, but still, I'm very happy to be a grandfather.
