I pretend to be some kind of philosopher but instead of making important life quotes i am just talking to myself some bullshit while walking around the house or the street.
I'm not even kidding when I say this, but Roblox to me is the closest thing to an actual social media since social media became a concept. Mundane SNCA chitchat with another user is more social than making a thread on Twitter with no replies.
Anyway, as for an actual confession, you know when Abe says "I touch my right asscheek in the shower and pretend that it's a woman's breast."?
Well, I took that literally.
I pretend to be some kind of philosopher but instead of making important life quotes i am just talking to myself some bullshit while walking around the house or the street.