Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Gigafly]

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

why not?

 

[Gigafly]

why not?

• Traffic is too dangerous – The chicken sees cars zooming by and decides it's not worth the risk.
• Food on this side is better – There's plenty of grain and bugs right where it is, so why bother?
• A predator is lurking – Maybe a fox or a hawk is waiting on the other side.
• It’s already home – No reason to cross if everything it needs is right here.
• It’s scared of change – A chicken that values stability might not want to venture into the unknown.
• The road is too hot – If it's a sunny day, the asphalt might burn its feet.
• It has no reason to – Maybe it’s just not feeling adventurous today.
• It knows the joke and refuses to be part of it – The chicken is self-aware and refuses to be a cliché.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

• Traffic is too dangerous – The chicken sees cars zooming by and decides it's not worth the risk.
• Food on this side is better – There's plenty of grain and bugs right where it is, so why bother?
• A predator is lurking – Maybe a fox or a hawk is waiting on the other side.
• It’s already home – No reason to cross if everything it needs is right here.
• It’s scared of change – A chicken that values stability might not want to venture into the unknown.
• The road is too hot – If it's a sunny day, the asphalt might burn its feet.
• It has no reason to – Maybe it’s just not feeling adventurous today.
• It knows the joke and refuses to be part of it – The chicken is self-aware and refuses to be a cliché.

shut up anticrossingpedo

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

 

[Ytsuken]

To kill itself

 

[soda]

to rape frogking

 

[SoyToon]

To get revenge on KFC Niggers