thread_prefix.20 Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[KingCargo]

here is a funny and really embarrsing one back shortly before covid lockdowns i was at a folkhighschool which is a type of boarding school where u do non academic bullshit. worst time of my life and the point i reached the most mentally unstable ive ever been and the most isolated ive ever felt
and i used to borrow one of my classmates crocs when i went to smoke
and this one time he had a meeting found his crocs missing
and this was like the 1 guy there which i liked interacting with
he got upset at me cus he had a meeting and had to walk there without shoes
and for whatever reason this made the dam of negativity that has been welling up flood
so i went back to roomates place entered the room of a guy i knew had a knife of the indigenous sami people
he was there sleeping asked him to borrow it and in his half asleep state gave it to me
then i proceded to walk to a secluded place and tried my hardest to slice open my artery on left arm not across but the effective way
i failed its surprisingly difficult

looking back at it though i just find it comletely absurd silly and hilarious trying to suicide of joinked crocs

 

[Chvd33p]

When I was a baby I used to sneak out of the house I was living at the time, which was located in the middle of nowhere next to an interdepartmental highway, and I always ended at the middle of said highway after tackling down a door blocked which was like a meter tall, and one day the neighbor knocked at the door with me.
This was when I was like a year old, and to this day nobody knows why I did that.

 

[8doe]

i used to work at a painting studio and i was going home and i saw a guy wave a knife at someone and the guy turned to me and my friend and we ran into the station
never saw that nigga again i think he was high
quick diagram

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i feel guilty for macking. i tried to be a loverboy, but i end up fucking things up.

 

[UendeligKamp]

i feel guilty for macking. i tried to be a loverboy, but i end up fucking things up.

what does this even mean

 

[KingCargo]

>UendeligKamp reacted to your post in the thread Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread with Rape.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i haven't eaten seafood since i was 9-10ish

 

[KingCargo]

i haven't eaten seafood since i was 9-10ish

 

[1844 or Something]

i haven't eaten seafood since i was 9-10ish

Been since I was 18 i think, up until a week or two ago when I had some mini crab cake things at a wedding. Before that it was crab rangoon (lol goon). Idk what happened, I used to love crab legs, now they kinda make me gag

 

[basil]

Been since I was 18 i think, up until a week or two ago when I had some mini crab cake things at a wedding. Before that it was crab rangoon (lol goon). Idk what happened, I used to love crab legs, now they kinda make me gag

i love lobster but lobster is literally just larger aquatic cockroach

crabs aswell

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i like beets, but I hate it when they turn my piss red.

 

[UendeligKamp]

crabs are great
but have you guys ever had the privilege of getting fresh shrimp off the shrimpboat?
that shit slaps

 

[Pissmonger's Genocide]

I am secretly evil

 

[MagmaMan]

I am secretly evil

Please repent! Being good brings so many benefits like better imagination. Do I even need to mention why imagination will be needed in the end?

 

[baqqrih]

i like beets, but I hate it when they turn my piss red.

Huh. I never knew that they did that.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Huh. I never knew that they did that.

it's nothing serious unless the red in the piss turns out to be blood.

 

[Chvd33p]

I am secretly evil

Diavolocord woke up

 

[Pissmonger's Genocide]

Please repent! Being good brings so many benefits like better imagination. Do I even need to mention why imagination will be needed in the end?

I am a good guy now, thank you!

 

[1844 or Something]

In third grade I got a scented eraser, and for some reason I decided to try and convince my friends that you could get high off of it.
I brought it home, ripped it into small pieces, and then put it in a zip-lock bag. I stashed it in my desk as if I could actually get in trouble for it.

In second grade, I tried to convince my friends that I was born in Iraq and participated in the War On Terror as an insurgent.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

scented eraser

OOOOHHH TYSM!! u reminded me of ts. i loved having them as a kid. i remember my elementary school doing a fundraiser w these, but they costed 2 bucks per pencil(i still bought it anyway) but iirc their smell ran out in like 2-3 days.