what if i were to spar with you in a boxing ring.

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i'll try to go easy on yall.

Spoiler: my stats

soggy's height
light welterweight
7-0-4

not as good as i used to tho

 

[DonutHole]

I live in a soft area I've only gotten into like 3 fights in my whole life so I'd probably lose.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I live in a soft area.

lucky

 

[basil]

kick you in the nuts and run away because i was forced to do this

im able to kick you in the nuts because im short as fuck and can evade your attacks or smth

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

kick you in the nuts and run away because i was forced to do this

im able to kick you in the nuts because im short as fuck and can evade your attacks or smth

but ur not supposed to hit below the belt.

 

[DonutHole]

lucky

My dad got into a bunch of fights when he was younger though. He has this one scar on his brow from when he was dancing with someone's girl in a club, and the guy saw and hit him there with a beer bottle.

 

[basil]

but ur not supposed to hit below the belt.

you would subdue me easily though

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

My dad got into a bunch of fights when he was younger though. He has this one scar on his brow from when he was dancing with someone's girl in a club, and the guy saw and hit him there with a beer bottle.

i have a dented scar on the left side of my cheek near the eye when i was held at knifepoint.

 

[DonutHole]

you would subdue me easily though

That's like how women scratch. If you're like 5'2 or whatever I would understand since it's not fair. Weight classes and such.

 

[basil]

That's like how women scratch. If you're like 5'2 or whatever I would understand since it's not fair. Weight classes and such.

im 5’1

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Ok so do we train before boxing and fight on a scheduled day or does it just happen spontaneously?

spontaneous

 

[Lettuce]

im 5’1

u r so cute ur like fun sized

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I'm gonna knock you out.

Mama said knock you out.

 

[DonutHole]

i have a dented scar on the left side of my cheek near the eye when i was held at knifepoint.

How'd it get dented

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i have a dented scar on the left side of my cheek near the eye when i was held at knifepoint.

actually, it's on the right side of my right cheekbone

 

[Lettuce]

I'm gonna knock you out.

Mama said knock you out.

ur a tranny the only thing ur knocking out is yourself out of teh gene pooll

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

I would probably just stand still
I cant fight geg

 

[DonutHole]

Or like that video of that dude who was like "I dont fight niggas. I'm 42 bruh. If you try and run up on me imma shoot you."

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

How'd it get dented

idk prolly got cut by the knife or something. it's barely noticable. and i remember distinctly not having it before the whole situation.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

you would subdue me easily though

well we are in a boxing ring, u have to play by the rules.