All horsefuckers BTFO (MLP Theory)

[WeegeeWarrior]

Ponies, griffons, dragons, and every other creature in MLP lack gentiles. Babies are made via love magic. Let me explain:
>Anytime in the show (2 in this case), ponies don't appear pregnant when having babies, especially for Mrs. Cake, who does not have any notable pregnant features before the episode Baby Cakes.
>This brings up the question: how are babies made then? Well, through the magic of love. Not that hard to explain, but when two ponies love each other very much, and the odds are in their favor, babies usually show up. Weather its through storks or they fall down from the sky idk you can pick
>Cadence became the princess of love because of how unpredictable love magic was, so she was put in charge in order to have an easier grasp on love.
Ask any questions about this and I will answer (in due time cause i gotta go to school)

 

[Mongoloigul]

Ponies, griffons, dragons, and every other creature in MLP lack gentiles. Babies are made via love magic. Let me explain:
>Anytime in the show (2 in this case), ponies don't appear pregnant when having babies, especially for Mrs. Cake, who does not have any notable pregnant features before the episode Baby Cakes.
>This brings up the question: how are babies made then? Well, through the magic of love. Not that hard to explain, but when two ponies love each other very much, and the odds are in their favor, babies usually show up. Weather its through storks or they fall down from the sky idk you can pick
>Cadence became the princess of love because of how unpredictable love magic was, so she was put in charge in order to have an easier grasp on love.
Ask any questions about this and I will answer (in due time cause i gotta go to school)
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>gentiles
ponies are jews?

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

>gentiles
ponies are jews?

i cant spell genitals sorry

 

[Mongoloigul]

i do not get the appeal of this show for little girls and why their are so many fanfics

 

[8doe]

Can I rape a horse in real life and get away with it

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

i do not get the appeal of this show for little girls and why their are so many fanfics

pretty easy to figure out

 

[Goot]

You forgot that ponyfags don't give a fuck as long as there's a mouth even then they'll be the devils kind

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

Can I rape a horse in real life and get away with it

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

You forgot that ponyfags don't give a fuck as long as there's a mouth even then they'll be the devils kind

I will always give a fuck. Don't sexualize my heckin pony show.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

was it mr hands or mr swirly who died fucking a horse?

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

was it mr hands or mr swirly who died fucking a horse?

Mr hands i think, mr swirly was some pedo in singapoop

 

[Goot]

was it mr hands or mr swirly who died fucking a horse?

Swirly, the pedo
Hands, the horse

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Mr hands i think, mr swirly was some pedo in singapoop

oh ok

 

[Goot]

Mr hands i think, mr swirly was some pedo in singapoop

>singapoop
IT was a canadian dough IIRC

 

[8doe]

Hi i am Marioman and I love shows for little girls for some reason. I am an odd character indeed.

was it mr hands or mr swirly who died fucking a horse?

Mr. Hands. Mr. Swirly was a sex offender who made CP and swirled his face to hide himself.

 

[meijak]

@Flawless Sparklemoon GTFIH

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

Rewatched a bit of the Baby Cakes episode, got to the shitty reddit cuck joke.

I'll say that them being a pegasus and unicorn is due to the unpredictability of love magic or whatever, not because he got >LE HECKIN CUCKED LIKE MUH BIBISI PORN WOAHHH!!!

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

WarioWoman9012 will ALWAYS be a real woman for watching MLP.

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

WarioWoman9012 will ALWAYS be a real woman for watching MLP.

pls don't bait me, im a nusoi who rages whenever i see bait.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

pls don't bait me, im a nusoi who rages whenever i see bait.
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*grabs another worm from the bait barrel*
Ooooooh, come on, come on!