/calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

I did not know that they could store information. That adds to my theory. That means that they could absorb your soul and everyone's soul who you remember! Hence, with the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon rule, everyone will be spaghettified.
okay, WHAT THE ATUAL FUK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????1

The soul doesn't have any mass or material, it isn't affected by gravity. By the time you were inside a black hole you would be dead, it would only be saving this mangled mass of carbon and spacesuit. How does this relate at all to immortality!
 
Fuck off dumb cryptonigger
lol, ironic that you say that considering i'm most likely not only the most intelligent person on this "forum", but most likely the most wealthy, stay broke nocoiner skid
 
lol, ironic that you say that considering i'm most likely not only the most intelligent person on this "forum", but most likely the most wealthy, stay broke nocoiner skid
You're 5 beers short of a sixpack.
 
Neither of those are confirmed to exist, accept natural death chuddy.
>Neither of those are confirmed to exist
Neither does dark energy but physisists use it as if they did. We need to use these for my theory to work.
 
Neither does dark energy but physisists use it as if they did. We need to use these for my theory to work.
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lol, ironic that you say that considering i'm most likely not only the most intelligent person on this "forum", but most likely the most wealthy, stay broke nocoiner skid
>lol, ironic that you say that considering i'm most likely not only the most intelligent person on this "forum", but most likely the most wealthy, stay broke nocoiner skid

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>Neither of those are confirmed to exist
Neither does dark energy but physisists use it as if they did. We need to use these for my theory to work.
Dark energy is just a term we use to describe the source of the universe’s expansion.
 
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