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The RODAN man is the epitome of kaiju dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by magmatic rock skin. This armored skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching heat of the volcano he lives in, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The volcanic rock skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The RODAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of kaiju(g*dzilla sissies)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The RODAN penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AUTISTIC man the most masculine of kaiju. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of female kaiju, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asperger seed will immediately enter the womb of the mate the RODAN man impregnates.

In total, the RODAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the RODAN man is the epitome of masculinity

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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the shlog
. I am quite popular around here in this site, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play MMO games? I am a
MMO-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)


PS, Dont be intimidated. Im not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! =]
 
basil said:
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For those of you that don't understand the joke. The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
 
Gig said:
The RODAN man is the epitome of kaiju dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by magmatic rock skin. This armored skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching heat of the volcano he lives in, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The volcanic rock skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The RODAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of kaiju(g*dzilla sissies)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The RODAN penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AUTISTIC man the most masculine of kaiju. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of female kaiju, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asperger seed will immediately enter the womb of the mate the RODAN man impregnates.

In total, the RODAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the RODAN man is the epitome of masculinity

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