Soyjak blog adventure game

[jerry_blevins]

(((THEY)))
is there multiple of them???
also, search dad's bedroom for weapons

yes there are multiple of them sorry for not making it clear

 

[jerry_blevins]

I open up the laptop and make a thread on /raid/ to dox a discord pedo

the thread gets lots of reply and is successful

 

[Ytsuken]

the thread gets lots of reply and is successful

I order 60 dollars worth of pizzas to the discord pedo

 

[SoySpotter]

I order 60 dollars worth of pizzas to the discord pedo

60 FCKING PIZZAS *desk slam*

yes there are multiple of them sorry for not making it clear

did i find anythng of use in dad's bedroom?

 

[jerry_blevins]

60 FCKING PIZZAS *desk slam*

did i find anythng of use in dad's bedroom?

you try looking for anything of use but there wasnt anything of use

I order 60 dollars worth of pizzas to the discord pedo

the discord pedo gets the pizzas and is now angry

 

[SoySpotter]

no

the pedo is angry

i search the kitchen for anything that can be used as a weapon

 

[jerry_blevins]

i search the kitchen for anything that can be used as a weapon

you find a knife

 

[SoySpotter]

you find a knife

I wait for the people outside my house to drop their gaurd

 

[jerry_blevins]

I wait for the people outside my house to drop their gaurd

they avoid your knife and troll you

 

[SoySpotter]

they avoid your knife and troll you

i tell them that if they dodge my next stab, they are all jartycucks who goon to 'p 3 times a day minimum

 

[Ytsuken]

I'm not gonna talk in the vc

 

[Ytsuken]

I'm gonna go play chess

 

[SoySpotter]

I'm not gonna talk in the vc

err... wrong thread?

 

[Ytsuken]

err... wrong thread?

Oh yeah sorry
I'm autistic

 

[jerry_blevins]

i tell them that if they dodge my next stab, they are all jartycucks who goon to 'p 3 times a day minimum

one is stabbed and goes to the hospital

 

[SoySpotter]

one is stabbed and goes to the hospital

i run into my house and bring food and cothes and run into the forest so the police can't find me.

 

[jerry_blevins]

i run into my house and bring food and cothes and run into the forest so the police can't find me.

you are now in the forest the police has been called what do you do?

 

[SoySpotter]

you are now in the forest the police has been called what do you do?

i break into someone house and steal their shoes and wear them, essentially falseflagging irl by leaving footprints that look like theirs in the mud.

 

[jerry_blevins]

i break into someone house and steal their shoes and wear them, essentially falseflagging irl by leaving footprints that look like theirs in the mud.

you are currently in somebodies house they are coming back and they could call the police

 

[SoySpotter]

you are currently in somebodies house they are coming back and they could call the police

i flee out of the house through the window