Tips on attracting more newGODs?

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I like introducing people to the sharty, whenever i meet an intrested newGOD, sharty or offsite (barely in real life), i enjoy educating them on the meanings behind soyspeak phrases and soyjak variants.

Essentally, i'm a sharty preacher, does anyone wanna help out with my journey on catching newGOD's?

 

[amethyst]

'blox has a fair share of newGODS
also i see a lot of newgods mixing up cobson with gape/wholesomejak

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I do this too. Unfortunately everybody I know irl are ESLs

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

'blox has a fair share of newGODS
also i see a lot of newgods mixing up cobson with gape/wholesomejak

Relateable, i once met a newGOD who mixed up a wholesomejak with a heart for Cobson, i assume it's becuase "Cobson" is a very memorable name

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

They also don't look too dissimilar to the untrained eye.

Relateable, i once met a newGOD who mixed up a wholesomejak with a heart for Cobson, i assume it's becuase "Cobson" is a very memorable name

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Kill trannies. Behead trannies. Roundhouse kick a tranny into the concrete. Slam dunk a tranny pedo into the trashcan. Crucify filthy troons. Defecate in a tranny's food. Launch trannies into the sun. Stir fry trannies in a wok. Toss trannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a tranny's gas tank. Judo throw trannies into a wood chipper. Twist trannies' heads off. Report trannies to the IRS. Karate chop trannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded trannies. Trap trannies in quicksand. Crush trannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy trannies in a vat of acid. Eat trannies. Dissect trannies. Exterminate trannies in the gas chamber. Stomp tranny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate trannies in the oven. Lobotomize trannies. Mandatory castrations for trannies. Grind tranny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown trannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize trannies with a ray gun. Kick fat trannies down the stairs. Feed trannies to alligators. Slice trannies with a katana.

 

[bowl]

i've never seen anybody in my school browse the sharty and i think i got it blocked off the network anyways

 

[bowl]

'blox has a fair share of newGODS
also i see a lot of newgods mixing up cobson with gape/wholesomejak

i saw someone with a pretty gemmy shirt when i was one rate my avatar a week or 2 back, i mainly go on there to argue and to eventually get banned

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

what happened to @FrogKing

 

[dino]

what happened to @FrogKing

probably left because of le hecking school shooterino
le feds are going to arrest me for postin woajackes on the cyberterrorist website or something

 

[Watt]

Or maybe we should be really desperate and beg and plead to everyone ever to join our site.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

we need moar nativeGODS on here

 

[Ytsuken]

You shouldn't do that
Normalfags shouldn't be poisoning sharty culture
Make sure to only shill the sharty in places that already have enlightened people, like 4chan, incels.is, 8kun, encyclopaedia dramatica forums, etc.

 

[Ytsuken]

>Oh my science!! Even 4chan the website that has 0 rules disowned the soyteens!!!!! They must be very bigoted and not wholesome keanu big chungus chonker 100

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

You shouldn't do that
Normalfags shouldn't be poisoning sharty culture
Make sure to only shill the sharty in places that already have enlightened people, like 4chan, incels.is, 8kun, encyclopaedia dramatica forums, etc.

none of those would be great for the soisphere

 

[Ytsuken]

>Oh my science!! Even 4chan the website that has 0 rules disowned the soyteens!!!!! They must be very bigoted and not wholesome keanu big chungus chonker 100

Reminder of how normalcucks act btw