Sharty Endings

[Oot]

The Good Ending

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Title: endings
Post: only one ending
Biggest liar EVAR!

 

[Oot]

Title: endings
Post: only one ending
Biggest liar EVAR!

intended for others to post alternative endings, on second thought I should've been clearer

 

[gem]

True Ending

>stumble across some archaic imageboard from the mid 21st century
>it has been dead for at least 2 decades except for the final post from some bored chink who stumbled across it 8 years before
The last 'teen?

 

[Stephen]

Sharty ending precedence

 

[SprokemowerMan]

The Second Splintered Age - For whatever reason, the Sharty gets locked, and eventually turns into a single serving website. Soyteens congregate in various splinters, dividing the userbase.
During the following months, cordtroons and an angry Twitter tranny steadily get the popular ones shut down thru various methods. All that remains is a few sub-PPH splinters nobody can find, and ironically, a soyteen-hosted Discord server, which is the most popular "splinter"

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The Kuzist ending: Kuz secures 8 million dollars to purchase 4chan and reopen /qa/. The Sharty is closed in favor of reopening /qa/. Kuz later purchases Danbooru and integrates it into 4chan, allowing you to search and post images from the site at the click of a button. Kuz also invests money into Ongezellig and makes it a VidLii Exclusive, turning it into one of the most popular cartoons in the world and making VidLii a viable competitor to YouTube.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

The Kuzist ending: Kuz secures 8 million dollars to purchase 4chan and reopen /qa/. The Sharty is closed in favor of reopening /qa/. Kuz later purchases Danbooru and integrates it into 4chan, allowing you to search and post images from the site at the click of a button. Kuz also invests money into Ongezellig and makes it a VidLii Exclusive, turning it into one of the most popular cartoons in the world and making VidLii a viable competitor to YouTube.

While after the whole shitstorm with kuz I must admit, I did and still do like the whole larping as Communists/Soviets thing. I thought it was funny and liked the memes made about it. Maybe i just see it through rose tinted glasses doe, Considering I first visited the sharty because of that GDR SPVA vid (You know? the one with the "1,2,3 the best army!") also what a minute am I right? I feel old (in sharty history) watching those videos that brought me here today.

 

[AshkeNazi]

The Aliyah Ending: 4/qa/ is unlocked, and all but a handful of soyteens migrate to it. Long-broken bonds are reforged between 'teens and other /qa/ factions, such as frogposters and tranimecels, but the return to 4cuck has reignited the /qa/-/lgbt/ conflict. While jannies have so far prevented all but a few isolated clashes between the two sides, this cold war seems poised to go hot the second an opportunity presents itself.

 

[Stephen]

While after the whole shitstorm with kuz I must admit, I did and still do like the whole larping as Communists/Soviets thing. I thought it was funny and liked the memes made about it. Maybe i just see it through rose tinted glasses doe, Considering I first visited the sharty because of that GDR SPVA vid (You know? the one with the "1,2,3 the best army!") also what a minute am I right? I feel old (in sharty history) watching those videos that brought me here today.

OMFauci I got into the sharty because of the Frei Deutsches Jung video too it was gemmy, introduced me to a lot of sharty stuff and led me to scouring the 'ru and wiki before joining the sharty well informed

Fall of Froot - The Brootist Ending: Broot's success in the internet's remaining blog sphere causes Froot to grow more disdainful of the Bloggy, purely from his own ego. Root, NuDev, and NuManager are forced to take more responsibility for the tangerine tyrant while 'teen growth comes mostly by the Bloggy's success. Eventually, Froot forces any jannies also in the Bloggy to give up 'log user IPs to ban them, causing great unrest and spurring Broot and Co. to conspire against him. Root tricks Froot into giving him enough control of the Party to lock him out, allowing him to reconcile the two lungs of the soysphere. Eventually, he promotes Broot to manager of the sharty and they work together to accommodate one another's communities. Their symbiosis allows the growth of interest in image boards and blog sites among a new generation, weakening the corporate owned social media oligopoly. Froot is left a bitter aryantalian, with only a tripcode to satisfy him, while Doll congratulates the rejoining from his family home in Iceland. Carter Kuznets is hit by a bus, and the Sharty lives on.

 

[Stephen]

The elders have approached me on several occasions and let me tell you, its going to be interesting.

>

 

[JC Denton]

Marge how is this thread number 1488? This thread was made before yesterday. 1488 threads was reached today when I was sleeping.

 

[JC Denton]

The threads number on the main page is a lie

 

[gigaslot]

OMFauci I got into the sharty because of the Frei Deutsches Jung video too it was gemmy, introduced me to a lot of sharty stuff and led me to scouring the 'ru and wiki before joining the sharty well informed

Fall of Froot - The Brootist Ending: Broot's success in the internet's remaining blog sphere causes Froot to grow more disdainful of the Bloggy, purely from his own ego. Root, NuDev, and NuManager are forced to take more responsibility for the tangerine tyrant while 'teen growth comes mostly by the Bloggy's success. Eventually, Froot forces any jannies also in the Bloggy to give up 'log user IPs to ban them, causing great unrest and spurring Broot and Co. to conspire against him. Root tricks Froot into giving him enough control of the Party to lock him out, allowing him to reconcile the two lungs of the soysphere. Eventually, he promotes Broot to manager of the sharty and they work together to accommodate one another's communities. Their symbiosis allows the growth of interest in image boards and blog sites among a new generation, weakening the corporate owned social media oligopoly. Froot is left a bitter aryantalian, with only a tripcode to satisfy him, while Doll congratulates the rejoining from his family home in Iceland. Carter Kuznets is hit by a bus, and the Sharty lives on.

Wholesome ending!

 

[X Immigrant]

Glowie ending:

Similar to the fate of 2chan, Froot partially sells the site to ExxonMobil to cover the bills, yet oddly enough, the site doesn't seem to change much, and server problems don't seem to be that big of a problem. However, 'teens always get on the site with a VPN in constant fear of getting datamined.

 

[Oot]

Marge how is this thread number 1488? This thread was made before yesterday. 1488 threads was reached today when I was sleeping.

Because I'm an Aryan Beast

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

1488th thread!

 

[Soyteen Liker]

1488th thread!

And it's a gem

 

[DonutHole]

the gemmy gem gem ending -

 

[Jimb0]

ENDING Ϫ.
THE SHARTY IS SAVED.