I saw my grandpa watching LOTR porn

[Gigafly]

On his tv's youtube watch history earlier today I saw porn with the title "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
I'm not sure if it was actual LOTR porn or porn disguised as a LOTR scene but still funny regardless

 

[greg]

I remember going on my Dad’s phone a couple years ago and he accidentally screenshot some porn

 

[Gem Control]

No wonder nusois are ‘ooners

 

[Gigafly]

up

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

thats awesome bro

 

[Fagon]

Did it have any hobbits

 

[1844 or Something]

A family member let me use their phone once, but forgot to clear their gallery full of tranny porn from recent apps.
I don't think I've had a full conversation with him since.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

On his tv's youtube watch history earlier today I saw porn with the title "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
I'm not sure if it was actual LOTR porn or porn disguised as a LOTR scene but still funny regardless

while I was on vacation months ago I went through my grandfather’s (Who is in his 80’s keep in mind) phone to search and print something up and I accidentally found tabs of porn openly on his browser; I did not touch it but when I asked him days later for permission to use it to show him something (From soybooru too) he said yes but worriedly closed every tab on his phone but I know what he was doing kek

 

[qaqorsomething]

EXTREMELEY late porn introduction

 

[StudioCaca]

My first phone was my dad's old phone and i think he forgot to delete the search history because i remember i typed p (the letter not 'p) and instantly i see autofills for porn. Another time he was showing me music and he accidentally tabbed off to some chubby chick sucking a dildo ASMR video.

 

[Gem Control]

Some of yalls families be WILDIN bruh

 

[FuckingNUTS]

Some of yalls families be WILDIN bruh

My grandfather owns 50 AKMs

 

[Gem Control]

My grandfather owns 50 AKMs

Resisting the urge to make a glowie joke or tell you to kys with it

 

[StudioCaca]

My grandfather owns 50 AKMs

damn nigga wya? (nvm ur a african)

 

[FuckingNUTS]

Resisting the urge to make a glowie joke or tell you to kys with it

There are no glowies here, I'm from Senegal and we just happened to inherit our local warlord's stash after he got killed in an artillery strike. Apparently one of his kids was illegitimate and he had an affair with my grandmother or something I don't remember exactly what it was. But regardless we have 50 AKs now

 

[Gem Control]

There are no glowies here, I'm from Senegal and we just happened to inherit our local warlord's stash after he got killed in an artillery strike. Apparently one of his kids was illegitimate and he had an affair with my grandmother or something I don't remember exactly what it was. But regardless we have 50 AKs now

Slide me ona them thangs you know I mean nah just playin or am I?

 

[FuckingNUTS]

Slide me ona them thangs you know I mean nah just playin or am I?

Maybe. It'll cost. What are your personal interests? Some of our AKs differ a lot from eachother

 

[StudioCaca]

There are no glowies here, I'm from Senegal and we just happened to inherit our local warlord's stash after he got killed in an artillery strike. Apparently one of his kids was illegitimate and he had an affair with my grandmother or something I don't remember exactly what it was. But regardless we have 50 AKs now

What does even do with em? like whats the point of having 50 Aks other than selling em? Also which kind of Ak?

 

[FuckingNUTS]

What does even do with em? like whats the point of having 50 Aks other than selling em? Also which kind of Ak?

I don't know why he keeps them stashed instead of just selling them on the black market but regardless he told me I could whatever I wanted with them so here I am trying to sell one to a stranger. A majority of them are stamped receiver AKMs, most of them have folding metal stocks as well

 

[Gem Control]

Maybe. It'll cost. What are your personal interests? Some of our AKs differ a lot from eachother