What if Hitler was BBC addict

[DonutHole]

How would this affect the course of the war

 

[Thrembolone]

How would this affect the course of the war

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die

No WW2 as we know it.

 

[DonutHole]

1920s: Formation and Ideological Shift​

• 1920: The National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP) is founded but quickly shifts from ultranationalism toward social democracy under the influence of Adolf Hitler, who emphasizes equality and workers' rights.
• 1923: The Beer Hall Putsch fails, but Hitler reforms the party’s platform to focus on labor rights, anti-authoritarianism, and LGBTQ+ rights, including repealing Paragraph 175 (the anti-homosexuality law).
• 1925: Hitler authors The People's Future, emphasizing equality, economic justice, and personal freedoms, including decriminalization of homosexuality.
• 1928: The Progressive NSDAP gains child representation in the Reichstag, advocating for labor protections and personal freedom reforms.

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Early 1930s: Economic Collapse and Rise to Power​

• 1929: The Great Depression devastates Germany, creating demand for radical reforms. Hitler capitalizes by promoting public infrastructure projects, social welfare programs, and universal healthcare.
• 1932: The Progressive NSDAP becomes the largest party in the Reichstag, forming a coalition with social democrats and liberals.
• 1933: Hitler becomes Chancellor, pushing the "Equality Restoration Act," which legalizes same-sex relationships, expands workers' rights, and increases government intervention in the economy.

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Mid-1930s: The "Rainbow Republic"​

• 1934: A cultural renaissance begins, with Berlin becoming a hub for LGBTQ+ culture, art, and literature.
• 1935: Hitler's government introduces sweeping education reforms, focusing on tolerance and civic responsibility.
• 1936: Germany hosts the Berlin Olympics as a celebration of diversity, inviting openly gay athletes and international progressive figures.
• 1937: Tensions rise with authoritarian regimes like Italy under Mussolini, who criticize Germany's liberalism as "decadent."

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Late 1930s: Avoiding World War II​

• 1938: Hitler focuses on diplomacy, brokering peace with France and the UK. Germany promotes economic recovery rather than militarization.
• 1939: Instead of invading Poland, Germany mediates Eastern European disputes through the League of Nations, emphasizing peaceful coexistence.
• 1940: The Progressive NSDAP expands the welfare state, emphasizing education and scientific advancement.

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1940s: Postwar Transformation and Global Influence​

• 1942: Germany pioneers early civil rights reforms, becoming a global model for progressive governance.
• 1945: Germany co-founds a "United Nations for Equality," focusing on global human rights and anti-colonialism.
• 1950: Hitler retires as a celebrated figure, with Germany recognized as a leader in social progress, LGBTQ+ rights, and peacekeeping efforts.

 

[DonutHole]

1930s: A Focus on Diplomacy and Social Reform​

• Without the Nazi Party's expansionist, ultranationalist ideology, Germany under progressive Hitler would focus on rebuilding through welfare policies and civil rights reforms.
• The Treaty of Versailles would still burden Germany, but Hitler's government would focus on peaceful renegotiations rather than military expansion.
• The focus on social justice and tolerance would inspire cultural exchanges with France, the UK, and the US, potentially easing tensions across Europe.

1938-1939: Rising Tensions with Authoritarian Regimes​

• Fascist Italy under Mussolini and Imperial Japan would remain aggressive powers.
• Germany, instead of aligning with Italy and Japan, might join forces with the UK and France as part of a progressive diplomatic bloc promoting human rights.
• Hitler could play a leading role in mediating conflicts, such as the Sudetenland Crisis, advocating for peaceful resolutions.

1939-1940: No Invasion of Poland; A Defensive Alliance Instead​

• Germany would avoid the invasion of Poland, likely pressuring Hitler to act as a peace broker in the region.
• However, Stalin's Soviet Union, still focused on expansion, might become the primary threat in Eastern Europe.
• If conflict erupted, Germany might focus on defensive alliances with Poland, the UK, and France rather than seeking conquest.

1941-1945: A Different Global Conflict​

• If a war were to occur, it could be framed more as a defensive war against fascist powers like Mussolini's Italy and Imperial Japan.
• Germany might become part of a progressive coalition defending democratic ideals rather than leading the Axis powers.
• The Holocaust would not happen under this progressive ideology, as there would be no racial purity doctrines in this Germany.

1945 and Beyond: A Stronger United Nations?​

• Post-war reconstruction would focus on human rights and collaboration, with Germany helping to lead early human rights declarations.
• The Cold War might still emerge, but with Germany as a core part of a progressive Western alliance.

 

[Thrembolone]

1930s: A Focus on Diplomacy and Social Reform​

• Without the Nazi Party's expansionist, ultranationalist ideology, Germany under progressive Hitler would focus on rebuilding through welfare policies and civil rights reforms.
• The Treaty of Versailles would still burden Germany, but Hitler's government would focus on peaceful renegotiations rather than military expansion.
• The focus on social justice and tolerance would inspire cultural exchanges with France, the UK, and the US, potentially easing tensions across Europe.

1938-1939: Rising Tensions with Authoritarian Regimes​

• Fascist Italy under Mussolini and Imperial Japan would remain aggressive powers.
• Germany, instead of aligning with Italy and Japan, might join forces with the UK and France as part of a progressive diplomatic bloc promoting human rights.
• Hitler could play a leading role in mediating conflicts, such as the Sudetenland Crisis, advocating for peaceful resolutions.

1939-1940: No Invasion of Poland; A Defensive Alliance Instead​

• Germany would avoid the invasion of Poland, likely pressuring Hitler to act as a peace broker in the region.
• However, Stalin's Soviet Union, still focused on expansion, might become the primary threat in Eastern Europe.
• If conflict erupted, Germany might focus on defensive alliances with Poland, the UK, and France rather than seeking conquest.

1941-1945: A Different Global Conflict​

• If a war were to occur, it could be framed more as a defensive war against fascist powers like Mussolini's Italy and Imperial Japan.
• Germany might become part of a progressive coalition defending democratic ideals rather than leading the Axis powers.
• The Holocaust would not happen under this progressive ideology, as there would be no racial purity doctrines in this Germany.

1945 and Beyond: A Stronger United Nations?​

• Post-war reconstruction would focus on human rights and collaboration, with Germany helping to lead early human rights declarations.
• The Cold War might still emerge, but with Germany as a core part of a progressive Western alliance.

I constantly use chatgpt to write me fantasy alternate history scenarios

 

[DonutHole]

1939-1940: Defensive War in Europe (The Italian Front)​

Trigger: Mussolini invades Albania and Greece, attempting to expand Italy's influence in the Balkans. Germany, as part of a progressive coalition with France and the UK, intervenes to protect smaller nations' sovereignty.

• Battle of Trieste: German and French forces, under the banner of defending self-determination, push into northern Italy. Progressive Germany's focus on technological advancement leads to early tank models that outperform Italian armor.
• Outcome: Italy capitulates quickly due to internal resistance, as many Italians oppose Mussolini's aggressive expansionism. A democratic government is restored in Italy with German diplomatic support.

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1941: Eastern Front Tensions (USSR Expands Westward)​

Trigger: Stalin, distrustful of progressive Germany's alliances, demands control over the Baltic states and parts of Poland. Germany refuses, supporting the independence of these nations.

• Siege of Warsaw: The USSR invades Poland, prompting Germany, the UK, and France to declare war on the Soviet Union. German forces, focusing on defensive tactics and logistics, fortify Poland and repel initial Soviet advances.
• Battle of Leningrad: Progressive Germany avoids targeting civilian populations. A prolonged siege occurs, but humanitarian corridors are established with cooperation from neutral nations.
• Outcome: The USSR suffers heavy losses, and internal dissent rises. Germany supports a non-violent diplomatic resolution, leading to a negotiated peace rather than occupation.

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1941-1942: Pacific War with Japan (Allied Cooperation)​

Trigger: Japan's expansion into Southeast Asia and the invasion of the Philippines draw Germany into the Pacific conflict alongside the UK and the US.

• Battle of Singapore: German and British forces focus on defensive strategies, using advanced radar and coordinated air support, slowing Japan's advance.
• Battle of Midway: With Germany sharing advancements in early sonar and encryption technologies (an alternative to Ultra), the Allies gain a decisive naval victory.
• Outcome: Germany focuses on economic sanctions and diplomatic isolation to pressure Japan. Limited conflict continues in the Pacific, but Germany avoids full-scale invasions, prioritizing peace talks.

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1943-1945: The Fall of Fascism and Endgame​

Key Developments:

• Italy Reformed: After Mussolini's defeat, Italy becomes a social democracy aligned with Germany's progressive values.
• USSR Peace Talks: The war with the USSR ends through a negotiated armistice, ensuring Baltic sovereignty.
• Japan's Surrender: With limited territorial gains and mounting economic strain, Japan surrenders after prolonged naval blockades and internal resistance.

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Postwar World: United Nations for Equality​

• A stronger United Nations emerges, emphasizing human rights protections, LGBTQ+ equality, and decolonization efforts.
• Germany leads a global human rights charter inspired by its progressive governance, preventing future authoritarian movements.

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[DonutHole]

I constantly use chatgpt to write me fantasy alternate history scenarios

Before AI chatbots were a thing I would just pace around my room thinking about it.