What kind of officer would you rather be?

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

The navy would probably hire you, they are always running short on white seamen

BAD JOKE

 

[StudioCaca]

I wanna be a combat diver because i really really like swimming

 

[basil]

>amphibious

 

[StudioCaca]

>amphibious

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poor pufferfish

 

[265121297]

I wanna be a combat diver because i really really like swimming

>wants to be a combat diver
>doesn’t pick amphibious

 

[1844 or Something]

I wanna be the kind of officer that goes full schizo and makes a series of horrible decisions that get my men killed (I would go around looking for pity from my soldiers evendoe they're the ones losing friends and being sent on suicide missions while I smoke opium that we stole from some child laborers)

 

[evandoe]

I would be if I wasn’t too autistic to join the military.

They take everyone, even the legless BIPOC pedo pooners

 

[Itransheartblox]

yt boi control

 

[265121297]

They take everyone, even the legless BIPOC pedo pooners

The swedish army doesn’t

 

[evandoe]

The swedish army doesn’t

Swedenborgen army is full of gays and queers why wouldn't they pick 'tists?

 

[265121297]

Swedenborgen army is full of gays and queers why wouldn't they pick 'tists?

I don’t know. The requirements are fucking weird. Being ”too interested” in military matters (möpare) is also a reason to be denied.

 

[jimbo]

idk combat engineer sounds keyed

 

[HWABAG]

I would be if I wasn’t too autistic to join the military.

Jag behövde åka tåg till Stockholm i över 12 timmar bara för att bli nekad för att jag är en jävla sperg

 

[265121297]

Jag behövde åka tåg till Stockholm i typ 14 timmar bara för att bli nekad för att jag är en jävla sperg

Jag blev inte ens kallad, de nekade mig pga mönstringsunderlaget.

 

[265121297]

@jimbo why did you jartycuck react me? Do you even know what I wrote?

 

[HWABAG]

Jag blev inte ens kallad, de nekade mig pga mönstringsunderlaget.

Jag känner en snubbe som skrev att han dricker varje dag och att han typ hör röster och han fick mönstra kek

 

[265121297]

Jag känner en snubbe som skrev att han dricker varje dag och att han typ hör röster och han fick mönstra kek

Seriöst? Jag är riktigt autistisk, men jag vete fan om det är värre än det där.

 

[DonutHole]

I would probably do indirect fire, since I think artillery is cool.

Occupation garrison so I can rape my enemies wive's from the safety of the backline before getting blown to pieces by an IED