thread_prefix.18 longest you've been without bathing?

Three weeks
What did it smell like
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I've never bathed because I don't need to. Sure my hair looks like it came out of a toothpaste tube and every place my skin contacts itself is red and flaking and I have fleas all over my body and I'm morbidly obese and birds fall wherever I walk but I don't think it matters.
 
Dont everyone shower a few years after theyre born and before that you are bathed by your parents. Eh that shouldnt count its like avoiding the question or something brap
 
I've never bathed because I don't need to. Sure my hair looks like it came out of a toothpaste tube and every place my skin contacts itself is red and flaking and I have fleas all over my body and I'm morbidly obese and birds fall wherever I walk but I don't think it matters.
c-can we like.........get married??
 
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