why the schlog is dying

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>oy vey! how can I maximize retention and pph on the site so i can farm shekels which will go to my wife steveberg's HRT treatment
>I know! get these useless goyim to fight eachother over a pathetic attempt of a lolcow so they'll stay hooked as long as posssible
>OH VEY! MY WIFE STEVE'S NEOVAGINA IS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS! The goyim are posting threads that aren't my reddit approved wholesome goyslop
>how am I supposed to keep my 500 tb cloud 'p collection running now?
>wait, I know! just move it to a useless board where it will get zero replies! you're a genius, Dollstein!

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>OH VEY! MY WIFE STEVE'S NEOVAGINA IS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS! The goyim are posting threads that aren't my reddit approved wholesome goyslop
>how am I supposed to keep my 500 tb cloud 'p collection running now?
>wait, I know! just move it to a useless board where it will get zero replies! you're a genius, Dollstein!
Are you trying to say that sage's threads inspire discussion? It's literally just bbc spam geg how is that quality content?
 
>oy vey! how can I maximize retention and pph on the site so i can farm shekels which will go to my wife steveberg's HRT treatment
>I know! get these useless goyim to fight eachother over a pathetic attempt of a lolcow so they'll stay hooked as long as posssible
>OH VEY! MY WIFE STEVE'S NEOVAGINA IS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS! The goyim are posting threads that aren't my reddit approved wholesome goyslop
>how am I supposed to keep my 500 tb cloud 'p collection running now?
>wait, I know! just move it to a useless board where it will get zero replies! you're a genius, Dollstein!

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>Man I wish I was a cute girl
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To be honest /you/ is just off topic but /dump/ is good for getting rid of threads that keep taking up /you/ without locking or deleting it. Sage's threads barely get more than 10 replies so I don't think they need to be moved since it'll just get bumped off eventually
I always kept confusing sage for you since the pfps are similar. Good thing you changed it or else I'd be calling you the "BBC janny" by now
 
Each topic needs it's own thread so people know what to talk about. Topics in mega derailed threads change topics every page or are usually slapfights between two 'cows. Literal SNCA
Or it just becomes leebait but leebait le funny
 
like smallanus be real do you really expect us to make a thread for EVERY single topic we switch to like that's literally as unrealistic as it can get, if we really did that every thread would be like 3 pages tops
 
Each topic needs its own thread so people know what to talk about. Topics in mega derailed threads change topics every page or are usually slapfights between two 'cows. Literal SNCA
Make a shitflinging general
 
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