ITT: We Talk Like 4cuck Oldfags

[soyjack]

*dumps 200 rating:questionable booru images*

 

[ukrainian_chad]

View attachment 94497 >tfw no gf

>tfw not white

 

[KingCargo]

>implying my autism chicken tendies aren't desu and muh rare pepe collection is spergy
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Anon.. I….

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

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[soyjack]

>2016 + 8

 

[soyjack]

Welcome to /tl4c/ - We talk like 4chan oldtroons

 

[KillerAsspieFromOuterSpace]

>be me
>straight
>impaled by Big Soyteen Cock
>enjoys it
>i'm still straight though

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

>be me
>straight
>impaled by Big Soyteen Cock
>enjoys it
>i'm still straight though

>be me
>jerks it to asphalto
>takes hrt and browses /tttt/
>calls tyrone every weekend to take BBC up the butt
>gets fucking breast implants
>tries feminizing my voice but I just sound like video:

>i ain't no faggot, i am super straight

 

[Thrembolone]

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

DID SOMEBODY SAY DESU

 

[KillerAsspieFromOuterSpace]

>be me
>jerks it to asphalto
>takes hrt and browses /tttt/
>calls tyrone every weekend to take BBC up the butt
>gets fucking breast implants
>tries feminizing my voice but I just sound like video:

>i ain't no faggot, i am super straight

The "passable" "feminine" voice:

 

[KingCargo]

>be me
>jerks it to asphalto
>takes hrt and browses /tttt/
>calls tyrone every weekend to take BBC up the butt
>gets fucking breast implants
>tries feminizing my voice but I just sound like video:

>i ain't no faggot, i am super straight

KEKAROOOOO

 

[Goot]

jokes aside, i just entered /b/ after seeing this thread for some reason and saw ai generated 'p, om gonna vomit nigga just nuke that fucking board
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i just realized i self inserted as the esl fnf pedo geeg

ISHYGDDT

 

[Goot]

>be me
>picrel
>[feeling/emotion].png.jpg.mp3.mp4.wav

 

[kingdavey]

Bro tfw no sexy gf to call me sexy all of the time bro

 

[KillerAsspieFromOuterSpace]

Bro tfw no sexy gf to call me sexy all of the time bro

tfw gf says being a domme mommy is fucking weird

 

[Jimb0]

 

[ribbon]

Go back zoomie you're doing it wrong lurk moar

 

[KingCargo]

>be me
>picrel
>[feeling/emotion].png.jpg.mp3.mp4.wav

 

[Gem Control]

Skibidi rizzlet. Skibidi skibidi rizzlet.
Erm what the ohio gyatt

 

[snuffereet]

Skibidi rizzlet. Skibidi skibidi rizzlet.
Erm what the ohio gyatt

>slowly rots the rest of the internet with their retarded nonsense
>comes here expecting to break new ground
Sorry zoomzoom, we actually have personal armies here.