12 hour flight where are you sitting

27. I'd just stare out the window and listen
this reminded me of one time I was at a hibachi place with my friends and there was a black woman screaming at the top of her lungs in complete ebonics with her boyfriend and he just kept mumbling "nuh uh man" no matter what she said and she ran out of the restaurant
 
steve is a bl*ck fyi
Stop being so fucking racist
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cockpit: broot and froot
>”ladies” and gentlemen, please buckle your seatbelts and wait for our flight attendant to begin safety instructions
<where is this plane headed again, broot?
>no idea, none of them even paid for this flight, hopefully doll can cover the flight cost, we’ll just fly around the ocean for 12 hours. by the way, where is doll seated?
seat 27:
>YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK
<SHUT UP TERESA
>I AM NOT A POONER ITS NOT FUNNY
<KYS NIGGER
>DID YOU TAKE YOUR WHEELCHAIR WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE
<YOU'RE BROWN ALSO IF YOU SUCK THIS DILDO I BROUGHT ON THE FLIGHT I'LL GIVE YOU 200 DOLLARS
>I'LL CONSIDER IT
^Both of you shut up, how’d you even sneak a dildo onto this flight? our janny team is here.
vDildo?
*Loud dinosaur sounds coming from a mobile phone next to baqqrih*

should i continue bros
 
17 would probably be the worst seat. If this was real life and I was sitting at 27 I would probably autistically stare at the floor or the window and maybe shed a few individual tears
 
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