help a nigga spark one

that joke made more sense in my mind, like
jesus coming out of mary was the sin, but him coming out was cleansing mary.
so mary wasn't a virgin, but jesus' birth is the sin cleanser, making it okay.
but that makes jesus a sin. even doe hes not.
Mary is sinless
 
Mary is sinless
by the law of biology one cannot get pregnant without sexual intercourse or some kind of semenal injection.
jesus absolves people of all their sins, so the idea was that mary had sinned to create jesus
and therefore, jesus is technically a sin. but also not. because he absolves people of their sins.
so. jesus absolves himself of all his sins?
 
my autism actually hit a eureka moment and i didnt even know it.
jesus is technically a self absolving sin paradox
>holy shit reddit
 
doesn't exist because premarital sex is a sin and you cannot marry a non-Christian
>convert to judaism
>rape mohammadan woman until she converts to judaism (she's goyisch so this is 100% kosher)
>both of you convert to christianity

give 50 good reasons why this wouldn't work, i'll wait
 
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by the law of biology one cannot get pregnant without sexual intercourse or some kind of semenal injection.
jesus absolves people of all their sins, so the idea was that mary had sinned to create jesus
and therefore, jesus is technically a sin. but also not. because he absolves people of their sins.
so. jesus absolves himself of all his sins?
jesus is sinless because he is g-d, and therefore doesn't need absolution (see: his baptism)
mary didn't sin by birthing jesus because of immaculate conception
 
jesus is sinless because he is g-d, and therefore doesn't need absolution (see: his baptism)
mary didn't sin by birthing jesus because of immaculate conception
do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly
 
do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly
it is impossible for a woman to bear a child without having sex
however, g-d can do impossible things
 
it is impossible for a woman to bear a child without having sex
however, g-d can do impossible things
if god can do impossible things, that technically means impossibility doesn't exist, for they are possible, just highly unpossible, requiring the lowest possibility to such only a single entity can perform. so you are saying that, nothing is truly impossible? interesting.

congratulations you retards i just realized i derailed a thread about a man trying to fuck a muslim woman into a discussion about christianity and the liklihood of mary being a virgin
help a nigga spark one, FOR THE LORD! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ O, HAPPY DAYS! OH HAPPY DAYS! ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ
 
theres a girl in my college who looks like coco from fartzellig but with a hijab how do i rizz her up without going to jail
convert her to chris chan anity
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yeah people say "bleached"
I wish people fell for BLEACHED bait more, but since most people on the sharty are white/white passing/hate niggers more than white people they donยดt really react to it other than the "YOU ARE THE SAME" image with the BBC and BWC troonjaks hanging
 
do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly
I believe Mary (a.s.) is a virgin because it says so in the Quran, and I value the information given from my faith over all else
 
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