help a nigga spark one

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

yeah but mary probably wasn't
or eve.
also a man as handsome as jesus? seriously? how can jesus be a virgin?

Mary was a virgin if my Bible lore is accurate. And Jesus was likely brown so I don’t know about the handsome part.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

jesus was the sin blasted out of mary's pussy

Bro wtf

 

[Soygoy]

Bro wtf

that joke made more sense in my mind, like
jesus coming out of mary was the sin, but him coming out was cleansing mary.
so mary wasn't a virgin, but jesus' birth is the sin cleanser, making it okay.
but that makes jesus a sin. even doe hes not.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

that joke made more sense in my mind, like
jesus coming out of mary was the sin, but him coming out was cleansing mary.
so mary wasn't a virgin, but jesus' birth is the sin cleanser, making it okay.
but that makes jesus a sin. even doe hes not.

Mary is sinless

 

[Soygoy]

Mary is sinless

by the law of biology one cannot get pregnant without sexual intercourse or some kind of semenal injection.
jesus absolves people of all their sins, so the idea was that mary had sinned to create jesus
and therefore, jesus is technically a sin. but also not. because he absolves people of their sins.
so. jesus absolves himself of all his sins?

 

[Soygoy]

my autism actually hit a eureka moment and i didnt even know it.
jesus is technically a self absolving sin paradox
>holy shit reddit

 

[basil]

my autism actually hit a eureka moment and i didnt even know it.
jesus is technically a self absolving sin paradox
>holy shit reddit

nope.

 

[AshkeNazi]

doesn't exist because premarital sex is a sin and you cannot marry a non-Christian

>convert to judaism
>rape mohammadan woman until she converts to judaism (she's goyisch so this is 100% kosher)
>both of you convert to christianity
give 50 good reasons why this wouldn't work, i'll wait

 

[AshkeNazi]

by the law of biology one cannot get pregnant without sexual intercourse or some kind of semenal injection.
jesus absolves people of all their sins, so the idea was that mary had sinned to create jesus
and therefore, jesus is technically a sin. but also not. because he absolves people of their sins.
so. jesus absolves himself of all his sins?

jesus is sinless because he is g-d, and therefore doesn't need absolution (see: his baptism)
mary didn't sin by birthing jesus because of immaculate conception

 

[Soygoy]

jesus is sinless because he is g-d, and therefore doesn't need absolution (see: his baptism)
mary didn't sin by birthing jesus because of immaculate conception

do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly

 

[AshkeNazi]

do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly

it is impossible for a woman to bear a child without having sex
however, g-d can do impossible things

 

[Soygoy]

it is impossible for a woman to bear a child without having sex
however, g-d can do impossible things

if god can do impossible things, that technically means impossibility doesn't exist, for they are possible, just highly unpossible, requiring the lowest possibility to such only a single entity can perform. so you are saying that, nothing is truly impossible? interesting.

congratulations you retards i just realized i derailed a thread about a man trying to fuck a muslim woman into a discussion about christianity and the liklihood of mary being a virgin
help a nigga spark one, FOR THE LORD! O, HAPPY DAYS! OH HAPPY DAYS!

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

it is impossible for a woman to bear a child without having sex
however, g-d can do impossible things

It's God, not g-d.

 

[Soygoy]

It's God, not g-d.

AMEN
THOU SHALL SAY HIS NAME!

 

[AshkeNazi]

It's God, not g-d.

i'll concede that only the tetragrammaton is specifically prohibited under ex 20:7/deu 5:11

 

[Soygoy]

theres a girl in my college who looks like coco from fartzellig but with a hijab how do i rizz her up without going to jail

convert her to chris chan anity

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

You cannot be with a girl who wears a hijab unless you're Muslim, xhe will not allow you to marry her. We know you do not have the rizz necessary to do so anyways thoughever, just give up and settle for a land whale.

i AM muslim you fucking retards

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i AM muslim you fucking retards

I knew this

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

yeah people say "bleached"

I wish people fell for BLEACHED bait more, but since most people on the sharty are white/white passing/hate niggers more than white people they don´t really react to it other than the "YOU ARE THE SAME" image with the BBC and BWC troonjaks hanging

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

do you seriously believe mary is a virgin, we're on a website where we believe a man cannot be a woman, but a woman can spontaneously create a child without a man, and only 1 woman in the entire world can do this because god says so. if god told you to love trannies would you love trannies

exactly

I believe Mary (a.s.) is a virgin because it says so in the Quran, and I value the information given from my faith over all else