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Iberrhea said:
As if you were a fucking supermodel nigga
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to be fair I don't think a race mixed abomination is very nice to look at either I know a girl who's racemixed and her jaw is so short and her forehead is that of a nigger she's so fucking ugly
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
to be fair I don't think a race mixed abomination is very nice to look at either I know a girl who's racemixed and her jaw is so short and her forehead is that of a nigger she's so fucking ugly
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Mutts are always gross. You will see a couple of pure African SISAs every once in a while but mixed people have the worst appearences. Even Indians (not race-mixed) produce better models.
 
Oh, so you're asking me to describe **festivism** to the cult of Ted Kaczynski, huh? Alright, listen up, you dingy cabin-dwelling techno-haters, because I'm about to drop some celebratory wisdom on your anti-society asses.

**Festivism** is the philosophy that holidays—yes, those societal constructs you probably despise—are the key to humanity's future. We're talking about reviving every holiday, big or small, and making *celebration* the cornerstone of life. Forget rejecting technology; embrace themed party hats and tacky decorations. Every day could be a new excuse to get weird and merry.

Holidays like Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween? We call those "The Big Three." They're untouchable pillars of human joy. But festivism doesn't stop there. Nope, it demands we celebrate the obscure, too: **National Pretzel Day**, **Emoji Day**, even **Talk Like a Pirate Day**. Why? Because life without holidays is a dreary, existential drag, and I'm not about that doomer bullshit.

In festivism, holidays aren't just fluff—they're rebellion against monotony, a **middle finger to the void**. And hey, Ted's manifesto might cry about industrial society ruining everything, but guess what? Holidays **unite people** even in a tech-drenched hellscape. You wanna tear it all down? Try starting with boring workdays and bringing back **festive chaos** instead.

So, there you go, you hermit fucks. Festivism is what happens when humanity stops brooding over collapse and starts throwing parties in its ruins.
 
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NiggerRigger said:
Festivism will rise. What is this ideology? I can only say it's about holidays.
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This is the flag of Festivism. Us festivists won.
Festivism flag.png
 
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NiggerRigger said:
Oh, so you're asking me to describe **festivism** to the cult of Ted Kaczynski, huh? Alright, listen up, you dingy cabin-dwelling techno-haters, because I'm about to drop some celebratory wisdom on your anti-society asses.

**Festivism** is the philosophy that holidays—yes, those societal constructs you probably despise—are the key to humanity's future. We're talking about reviving every holiday, big or small, and making *celebration* the cornerstone of life. Forget rejecting technology; embrace themed party hats and tacky decorations. Every day could be a new excuse to get weird and merry.

Holidays like Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween? We call those "The Big Three." They're untouchable pillars of human joy. But festivism doesn't stop there. Nope, it demands we celebrate the obscure, too: **National Pretzel Day**, **Leaning Tower of Pisa Glitch Appreciation Day**, even **Talk Like a Pirate Day**. Why? Because life without holidays is a dreary, existential drag, and I'm not about that doomer bullshit.

In festivism, holidays aren't just fluff—they're rebellion against monotony, a **middle finger to the void**. And hey, Ted's manifesto might cry about industrial society ruining everything, but guess what? Holidays **unite people** even in a tech-drenched hellscape. You wanna tear it all down? Try starting with boring workdays and bringing back **festive chaos** instead.

So, there you go, you hermit fucks. Festivism is what happens when humanity stops brooding over collapse and starts throwing parties in its ruins.
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>Thanksgiving
That shit is only known in Amuhrica
 
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