Meta make schlogpasses a thing

[jimbo]

here's his hand

let me comment on your profile again nigga

 

[ribbon]

how come? i thought gempasses were cool, having a pass on a blog site would be even better!

because theres like a couple dozen of active users it has like no purpose

 

[jimbo]

crusty ahh nigga, wtf

it’s called calluses nigger

 

[8doe]

here's his hand

bluds got calluses
blud needs to put some lifting gloves on like the FAGGOT he is GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

let me comment on your profile again nigga

 

[jimbo]

bluds got calluses
blud needs to put some lifting gloves on like the FAGGOT he is GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

imagine actually using lifting gloves that’s fucking pozzed real men lift without gloves

because theres like a couple dozen of active users it has like no purpose

but that’s what makes it more tight knit and therefore better

 

[terrycrews]

crusty ahh nigga, wtf

they're called calluses

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

imagine actually using lifting gloves that’s fucking pozzed real men lift without gloves

but that’s what makes it more tight knit and therefore better

big slut 4 bbc above me btw

 

[jimbo]

they're called calluses

i just said that retard

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

it’s called calluses nigger

You got calluses from jerking off to Niko from Oneshit

 

[terrycrews]

bluds got calluses
blud needs to put some lifting gloves on like the FAGGOT he is GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

lifting gloves fuck up your grip

 

[jimbo]

You got calluses from jerking off to Niko from Oneshit

no actually i got them from lifting weights unlike 99.9% of you niggers

 

[8doe]

imagine actually using lifting gloves that’s fucking pozzed real men lift without gloves

blud i dont use lifting gloves blud you just need to take better care of your hands blud
one handshake from bro and your hands are gonna have more cut marks on it than an emo bitch

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

i just said that retard

 

[jimbo]

lifting gloves fuck up your grip

exactly, use straps if your grip fails but also training your grip is first priority

 

[terrycrews]

blud i dont use lifting gloves blud you just need to take better care of your hands blud
one handshake from bro and your hands are gonna have more cut marks on it than an emo bitch

do you shave your calluses then

 

[1844 or Something]

whenever i go on the schlog at work, the captcha can get really annoying. it always asks me to do captcha every time i turn my phone back on and it’s really fucking annoying. schlogpasses would be beneficial because it will make the true content creators stand out from the crowd like they so deserve, and would also lead to an increase in schlog-related gems. schlogpass holders should get extra benefits like no captcha, their own board, a rainbow username/flair next to their name and other cool features that only schlogpass holders can use. i think this would be a really cool addition so make it official please.

Add three captchas for every user that has decent job

 

[jimbo]

blud i dont use lifting gloves blud you just need to take better care of your hands blud
one handshake from bro and your hands are gonna have more cut marks on it than an emo bitch

bro it’s really not that bad, that’s an old photo from back when i was doing no strap deadlifts. it got better now

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

no actually i got them from lifting weights unlike 99.9% of you niggers

bc gym is for sissies

real niggas work in blue collar jobs and do calisthenics

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

do you shave your calluses then

Whenever I get a callus on the bottom of my feet I shave it off and then eat the entire thing like a slice of Parmegiano-Reggiano