Autism Is Bad

i lost my new ear buds and i think i'm freaking out over it and i'm on the pill and a bit obese and i got some new jeans the other day and i keep hearing a little girl voice inside my head saying help me.. help me.. and now i'm paralyzed on the right side of my body and i tried playing with the dog with the left side and then i started sobbing uncontrollably and then the dog starts heaving thick yellow vomit and i started kicking the coffee table kicking it and kicking it and he starts shitting so i threw him out the window of the high-rise and he was so light that the wind just carried him like a little angel smashing him into the adjacent high-rise leaving a tiny red pock mark of blood that i see every single day and i don't care.. i don't care.. and then i have 180 symptoms of mental retardation and it always feels like there's sweat dripping down my body but there is no sweat and i don't even feel like i'm in my own body and i use noxzema pads on everything and there's microscopic eggs everywhere and my dog is insane and i know the apocalypse is coming and that motor-home is still there and there's bugs in my skin moving through my arms and legs and they're feeding off my brain like pac-man and i can feel them moving around and many of them are making new little holes and i sprayed myself with windex then they started pushng out and i peed them out and i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head and sudafed gave me brain disease and one side of my face is bulging because my head is flat on the back and it makes me look like someone i'm not then i puked the worms out and they were in my brain and now there's vomit in my lungs everywhere i go i hear bad voices cursing me and the autistic dots are eating up my brain and i get flashes in my right eye because the tapeworms are inside of my eyeball i keep trying to kill the worms but they won't die i tried writing a suicide note but it just turned out lame i don't know how to be funny i tried watching those funny shows and stand-up comedians but whenever i try to implement the jokes people just stare at me in this awkward silence and it's a continuous circle getting stronger and stronger each time i've been throwing up for days straight and the room is spinning and i'm having hallucinations and the dog is screaming and the only reason i'm not dead yet is because i'm scared to death of knives and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs every time my phone vibrates i feel the urge to masturbate but then i just pee my pants and go numb the human body makes me sick to my stomach and i threw up on the bus then my body begins to shiver and i have nightmares for days i can't even say the word "penicillin"
 
AUTISM IS MY SUPERPOWER!!!!
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i lost my new ear buds and i think i'm freaking out over it and i'm on the pill and a bit obese and i got some new jeans the other day and i keep hearing a little girl voice inside my head saying help me.. help me.. and now i'm paralyzed on the right side of my body and i tried playing with the dog with the left side and then i started sobbing uncontrollably and then the dog starts heaving thick yellow vomit and i started kicking the coffee table kicking it and kicking it and he starts shitting so i threw him out the window of the high-rise and he was so light that the wind just carried him like a little angel smashing him into the adjacent high-rise leaving a tiny red pock mark of blood that i see every single day and i don't care.. i don't care.. and then i have 180 symptoms of mental retardation and it always feels like there's sweat dripping down my body but there is no sweat and i don't even feel like i'm in my own body and i use noxzema pads on everything and there's microscopic eggs everywhere and my dog is insane and i know the apocalypse is coming and that motor-home is still there and there's bugs in my skin moving through my arms and legs and they're feeding off my brain like pac-man and i can feel them moving around and many of them are making new little holes and i sprayed myself with windex then they started pushng out and i peed them out and i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head and sudafed gave me brain disease and one side of my face is bulging because my head is flat on the back and it makes me look like someone i'm not then i puked the worms out and they were in my brain and now there's vomit in my lungs everywhere i go i hear bad voices cursing me and the autistic dots are eating up my brain and i get flashes in my right eye because the tapeworms are inside of my eyeball i keep trying to kill the worms but they won't die i tried writing a suicide note but it just turned out lame i don't know how to be funny i tried watching those funny shows and stand-up comedians but whenever i try to implement the jokes people just stare at me in this awkward silence and it's a continuous circle getting stronger and stronger each time i've been throwing up for days straight and the room is spinning and i'm having hallucinations and the dog is screaming and the only reason i'm not dead yet is because i'm scared to death of knives and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs every time my phone vibrates i feel the urge to masturbate but then i just pee my pants and go numb the human body makes me sick to my stomach and i threw up on the bus then my body begins to shiver and i have nightmares for days i can't even say the word "penicillin"
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i lost my new ear buds and i think i'm freaking out over it and i'm on the pill and a bit obese and i got some new jeans the other day and i keep hearing a little girl voice inside my head saying help me.. help me.. and now i'm paralyzed on the right side of my body and i tried playing with the dog with the left side and then i started sobbing uncontrollably and then the dog starts heaving thick yellow vomit and i started kicking the coffee table kicking it and kicking it and he starts shitting so i threw him out the window of the high-rise and he was so light that the wind just carried him like a little angel smashing him into the adjacent high-rise leaving a tiny red pock mark of blood that i see every single day and i don't care.. i don't care.. and then i have 180 symptoms of mental retardation and it always feels like there's sweat dripping down my body but there is no sweat and i don't even feel like i'm in my own body and i use noxzema pads on everything and there's microscopic eggs everywhere and my dog is insane and i know the apocalypse is coming and that motor-home is still there and there's bugs in my skin moving through my arms and legs and they're feeding off my brain like pac-man and i can feel them moving around and many of them are making new little holes and i sprayed myself with windex then they started pushng out and i peed them out and i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head and sudafed gave me brain disease and one side of my face is bulging because my head is flat on the back and it makes me look like someone i'm not then i puked the worms out and they were in my brain and now there's vomit in my lungs everywhere i go i hear bad voices cursing me and the autistic dots are eating up my brain and i get flashes in my right eye because the tapeworms are inside of my eyeball i keep trying to kill the worms but they won't die i tried writing a suicide note but it just turned out lame i don't know how to be funny i tried watching those funny shows and stand-up comedians but whenever i try to implement the jokes people just stare at me in this awkward silence and it's a continuous circle getting stronger and stronger each time i've been throwing up for days straight and the room is spinning and i'm having hallucinations and the dog is screaming and the only reason i'm not dead yet is because i'm scared to death of knives and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs every time my phone vibrates i feel the urge to masturbate but then i just pee my pants and go numb the human body makes me sick to my stomach and i threw up on the bus then my body begins to shiver and i have nightmares for days i can't even say the word "penicillin"
Somebody narrate this.
 
@MoonMetropolis Advice?
i lost my new ear buds and i think i'm freaking out over it and i'm on the pill and a bit obese and i got some new jeans the other day and i keep hearing a little girl voice inside my head saying help me.. help me.. and now i'm paralyzed on the right side of my body and i tried playing with the dog with the left side and then i started sobbing uncontrollably and then the dog starts heaving thick yellow vomit and i started kicking the coffee table kicking it and kicking it and he starts shitting so i threw him out the window of the high-rise and he was so light that the wind just carried him like a little angel smashing him into the adjacent high-rise leaving a tiny red pock mark of blood that i see every single day and i don't care.. i don't care.. and then i have 180 symptoms of mental retardation and it always feels like there's sweat dripping down my body but there is no sweat and i don't even feel like i'm in my own body and i use noxzema pads on everything and there's microscopic eggs everywhere and my dog is insane and i know the apocalypse is coming and that motor-home is still there and there's bugs in my skin moving through my arms and legs and they're feeding off my brain like pac-man and i can feel them moving around and many of them are making new little holes and i sprayed myself with windex then they started pushng out and i peed them out and i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head and sudafed gave me brain disease and one side of my face is bulging because my head is flat on the back and it makes me look like someone i'm not then i puked the worms out and they were in my brain and now there's vomit in my lungs everywhere i go i hear bad voices cursing me and the autistic dots are eating up my brain and i get flashes in my right eye because the tapeworms are inside of my eyeball i keep trying to kill the worms but they won't die i tried writing a suicide note but it just turned out lame i don't know how to be funny i tried watching those funny shows and stand-up comedians but whenever i try to implement the jokes people just stare at me in this awkward silence and it's a continuous circle getting stronger and stronger each time i've been throwing up for days straight and the room is spinning and i'm having hallucinations and the dog is screaming and the only reason i'm not dead yet is because i'm scared to death of knives and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs every time my phone vibrates i feel the urge to masturbate but then i just pee my pants and go numb the human body makes me sick to my stomach and i threw up on the bus then my body begins to shiver and i have nightmares for days i can't even say the word "penicillin"
 
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