Rant Bro i hate eating

[molly]

@Minuteman cooking simple stuff is pretty easy, most things you just put on a pan or in the oven for a while and wait

 

[Goot]

i don't even like either i don't get how anyone can eat either

A little protein will do you good, too many people don't eat enough of it

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

too bad, also u can buy a induction stove

Induction stove too weak for steak and eggs, cooks too slow. Gas stoves are the best and they're just as safe as induction stoves

 

[molly]

A little protein will do you good, too many people don't eat enough of it

oh i eat protein, just not steak or eggs

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I don't feel like soyquoting you rn but know what you said is retarded

Anyone that doesn't like steak is a stupid poopoo head and they probably smell like cow dung

 

[Goot]

@Minuteman cooking simple stuff is pretty easy, most things you just put on a pan or in the oven for a while and wait

That's a bad way of saying it you do need to keep watch of it and try to look for the gradual changes that happen during cooking even if it's for ramen noodlrs boiling

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

If you can't cook even basic you kinda a dead end

Yeah you know what fuck it im gonna ask my mom to help me, if my dumbass got a high school diploma surely i can cook a fucking egg god im LAZY bro

 

[lysytsya]

Induction stove too weak for steak and eggs, cooks too slow. Gas stoves are the best and they're just as safe as induction stoves

the one I use is strong enough to fry me rice and meat
i also "grill" meat on it too
and i also boil soups with it too
just depends which you buy i guess

 

[Goot]

Yeah you know what fuck it im gonna ask my mom to help me, if my dumbass got a high school diploma surely i can cook a fucking egg god im LAZY bro

How haven't you done that yet?
You mom goes easy on you

 

[lysytsya]

How haven't you done that yet?
You mom goes easy on you

it's bait

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Yeah you know what fuck it im gonna ask my mom to help me, if my dumbass got a high school diploma surely i can cook a fucking egg god im LAZY bro

Go boil rice first to make sure you don't end burning yourself with oil, oil burns are much worse than boiling water burns

 

[molly]

Go boil rice first to make sure you don't end burning yourself with oil, oil burns are much worse than boiling water burns

how is he going to burn himself

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

How haven't you done that yet?
You mom goes easy on you

I was sheltered since I'm like retarded man that's just how it is, well not literally retarded but I won't say I'm firing on all cylinders 100% of the time it's chronic laziness and procrastination and a severe lack of motivation because I've never had to do hard work in my life

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

how is he going to burn himself

Oil is very dangerous at inappropriate temperatures (be it low or too hot), it can either start burning or it can start flying towards your face if you don't know what you're doing

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Go boil rice first to make sure you don't end burning yourself with oil, oil burns are much worse than boiling water burns

I probably will, i mean i know it's really silly but I'm not in a rush for this shit

 

[molly]

Oil is very dangerous at inappropriate temperatures (be it low or too hot), it can either start burning or it can start flying towards your face if you don't know what you're doing

it starts getting pretty loud if you cook it too high

 

[Yes]

just use lean meat and cut the food into pieces lol

 

[Itransheartblox]

i don't even like either i don't get how anyone can eat either

perfect breakfast

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Anyone that doesn't like steak is a stupid poopoo head and they probably smell like cow dung

Steak isn't exactly what I'd call appetizing when I'm fresh out of bed but I wouldn't mind it, anyway that's besides the point
I never learned how to do a lot of things until recently, I had my actual intelligence tested by a psychologist just to be sure and it's dead average. That being said my assburgers makes it seem like I'm 30 points lower than that.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Steak isn't exactly what I'd call appetizing when I'm fresh out of bed but I wouldn't mind it, anyway that's besides the point
I never learned how to do a lot of things until recently, I had my actual intelligence tested by a psychologist just to be sure and it's dead average. That being said my assburgers makes it seem like I'm 30 points lower than that.

I think I'm retarded but I'm not sure, people call me really intelligent because I know a lot about niche topics normal people are interested in, but I can't even comprehend critical thinking correctly, albeit I've never had my intelligence measured by a certified doctor so this is probably just irrational fear