Rant Bro i hate eating

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Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

And no I'm not some anorexic BPD eating disorder mother fucker trying to stay skinny because im LE FAT, im being genuine this fucking shit is retarded

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Little man small because he no eat. Eat and you big man. No eat and you tiny and gay

I'm 5'11, of course underweight but still

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

All skin and bones. You like skeleton model in biology class. You no have muscle or fat. Eat

Nothing is appealing to me in the pantry right now, ill probably just have fucking white rice with chicken broth later
All the meat at the store is slop and too expensive for what it is fuck im a broke nigger

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

>Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

 

[lysytsya]

Bro this post is relatable lol I struggle to eat enough calories

 

[baqqrih]

That's strange. I'm chowing on a fine cheese and pepperoni sandwich as I'm writing this (with some Wheat Thins, too). Do you not at least feel better when eating something after having been hungry for a while?

 

[Sneedson]

Same, fat people are gross so I refuse to become like them.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

That's strange. I'm chowing on a fine cheese and pepperoni sandwich as I'm writing this (with some Wheat Thins, too). Do you not at least feel better when eating something after having been hungry for a while?

It may be the medicine actually, stimulants make me not want to eat. I did enjoy going to a steakhouse after my graduation. It's just that most of the time I'd rather be doing more important stuff than sitting down and eating for 10-20 minutes.

 

[Steve]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

basilcuck

 

[Sneedson]

basilcuck

u have that basilcuck song, i need it for funnies?

 

[molly]

1500 calories a day is for women lol

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Like seriously why do i have to shovel food into my mouth multiple times a day just to live? And i keep hearing fat ass motherfuckers complaining about how "2,000 calories a day is too little" it pisses me off so much because even just getting to 1,500 is a struggle
I will admit there are dishes that make the experience enjoyable (say a nice steak) but that's very uncommon for me to have
It's gotten so bad that I have to drink old people nutrition shakes because it feels like a fucking chore. Why isn't there a pill or something that I can just take to satisfy my nutritional needs?

This used to happen to me until I started eating cabohydrates a lot more, after that I usually felt hungry for the rest of day
I also think it has to do with your stomach's ability to stretch.

 

[baqqrih]

It may be the medicine actually, stimulants make me not want to eat. I did enjoy going to a steakhouse after my graduation. It's just that most of the time I'd rather be doing more important stuff than sitting down and eating for 10-20 minutes.

Can't you do something while you eat?

 

[Sneedson]

1500 calories a day is for women lol

you confuse me

 

[molly]

you confuse me

how

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Can't you do something while you eat?

Maybe his family doesn't like it when he uses phones or something of that nature at the dinner table.

 

[baqqrih]

Maybe his family doesn't like it when he uses phones or something of that nature at the dinner table.

Could he not talk to them at the dinner table? Why sit at a table with people if not to interact with them, too?

 

[Sneedson]

how

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Can't you do something while you eat?

No because I don't want to get my phone dirty and wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol again