What is it about Cobson that attracts so many self-inserters?

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

They can’t possess the same amount of rizz as this sexy man

 

[Cobbert]

Xhe is not effiminate like every other soyjak so it attracts chudcels with no self humility who think they are masculine

 

[Chvd33p]

Xe looks funny
Also rapeson and spadeson as subvariants may explain why people love it a little too much

 

[bogus amogus]

Cobson is (and always will be) a gem.

 

[JC Denton]

Because him and the people who self insert as him are built for that bbc

 

[Nihilma]

>Ngggh cobson is a gem nggggh... yes let me self insert as a soyjak yes nggggh... need more black suns nggggh...

 

[Oot]

Because him and the people who self insert as him are built for that bbc

 

[condolana]

I self insert as Cobson because why wouldn't I insert as myself?

 

[GuroGOD]

Simple

Spoiler

HE IS A GEM

 

[HWABAG]

HWABAG

 

[Broot]

Lawnmower man is an actual kino cobsonposters should all watch

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Lawnmower man is an actual kino cobsonposters should all watch

I want to read the book, can't find it anywhere doe

 

[condolana]

I want to read the book, can't find it anywhere doe

The book wont have that one scene with COBSON though.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Lawnmower man is an actual kino cobsonposters should all watch

I have actually watched the full movie of The Lawmnower Man (the two hour long directors cut), unironically a very nice, original movie that does not feel cliché at all.
Also yes cobson is a gem, but i wish we wasn't used as a self insert tool, he has the potental to be an amazing soyboy style soyjak like Feraljak or A24.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

The book wont have that one scene with COBSON though.

iirc the book runs off of an entirely different story from the movie

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

Cuz he's referred to as an eternal gem. Believe it or not, Cobson was considered to be coal for the first few months after he was created back in 2021
Thats until Cobson got the 10 Millionth /s4s/

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Cobson was considered to be coal for the first few months

I wanna say shit everybody knew but some people don't, so informative gemerald

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Cuz he's referred to as an eternal gem. Believe it or not, Cobson was considered to be coal for the first few months after he was created back in 2021
Thats until Cobson got the 10 Millionth /s4s/

Cobson became such a horrible coal that it somehow broke the fabric of reality and he turned into a gem

 

[Nihilma]

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>Ronald... if you can hear us Ronald... please spam those spinning emojis, please spam those spinning emojis... I beg you please Ronald, get these obsessed self inserters away from me...

 

[Broot]

I want to read the book, can't find it anywhere doe

Stephen King tried to sue The Lawnmower Man for being so different from the source material if i recall correctly