Holy Larp couple

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

... you do realize how long it would take to have 70 kids?

Just saying they would probably stop midway (5-10 kids) and just release the failed experiments into a random nursing home

 

[Iberrhea]

>My mother aborted 70 times until she gave birth to me, I was considered genetically optimal.
<NOOOOOOOO, THAT'S NOT MOTHERLY LOVE!!! *tistic meltdown* No nonono... NO!!! *starts balding*
<YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF umhm... ehhh... uhm urr IDK BUT IT JUST IS WRONG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN
<THEY COULD HAVE A LIFE LIKE MINE! BEING IMPERFECT LIKE THE GROIDS WE ARE! Oh sh*t- *starts suffering a heart attack*
>I have ADHD

 

[Fortuna]

Just saying they would probably stop midway (5-10 kids) and just release the failed experiments into a random nursing home

You can't just do that.

 

[Iberrhea]

The ironic thing is that you think that you wouldn't have been aborted if you were in this situation. Nobody here would exist.

I know but I wouldn't suffer because I would be just a fetus

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

You can't just do that.

What? Are there any laws prohibiting you from putting undesirable children in an adoption center (for the US strictly in this case)?

 

[Gem Control]

What? Are there any laws prohibiting you from putting undesirable children in an adoption center (for the US strictly in this case)?

If left at a fire or police station, they are put up for adoption, there's no reason to have them killed like sacrificing children to baal.

 

[Iberrhea]

Then start by not allowing people who need 70 attempts to have a decent child because their DNA is so ****.
You're basically advocating for hiding ****ty recessive genes under a good phenotype.

You're right, aborting 70 babies is a waste of money. Let's be efficient.

 

[Iberrhea]

What? Are there any laws prohibiting you from putting undesirable children in an adoption center (for the US strictly in this case)?

You can murder undesirable children and liquify them then turn them into mayonnaise

 

[Gem Control]

If you think this is a bad thing you're anti-white

>Invictus, my son, I must confess to you: you weren't a product of love but of bio engineering. You have 70 siblings that were slaughtered by your mother and I in the pursuit to make you some obelisk of perfection. You were just another one of our many lab rats and we would've killed you just as easily if you showed signs of imperfection.
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<Wow, thanks a lot, Dad, you're the best!
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>I'm sorry my son, but the data says you are 2% more prone to mood swings and depression. It is my moral imperative to kill you.
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FEEFEES YOU CAN'T TERMINATE THE HECKIN' FETUSERINO!!
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<Hm, 10% chance of brown hair. Let's try again, honey
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>My mother aborted 70 times until she gave birth to me, I was considered genetically optimal.
<NOOOOOOOO, THAT'S NOT MOTHERLY LOVE!!! *tistic meltdown* No nonono... NO!!! *starts balding*
<YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF umhm... ehhh... uhm urr IDK BUT IT JUST IS WRONG, OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHILDREN
<THEY COULD HAVE A LIFE LIKE MINE! BEING IMPERFECT LIKE THE GROIDS WE ARE! Oh ****- *starts suffering a heart attack*
>I have ADHD

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[Fortuna]

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It's funny because it's ironic.

 

[Gem Control]

It's funny because it's ironic.

If I don't laugh then its not funny

 

[Sagehardt]

This is fucking gay btw
t. muttGOD

 

[Iberrhea]

If I don't laugh then its not funny

Sorry guy, you might not be allowed to breed under our 2030 eugenics project.

 

[Sagehardt]

This is ****ing gay btw
t. muttGOD

In all seriousness this is fucking grim, I'd kill myself if my parents only chose me for my ""genetic superiority"" GEG

 

[Iberrhea]

In all seriousness this is ****ing grim, I'd kill myself if my parents only chose me for my ""genetic superiority"" GEG

 

[Fortuna]

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I look like that and I say this.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

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Aren't most types of cancer caused by external factors, and not genetic ones? (mesothelioma, lung, glioblastoma etc.)

 

[Gem Control]

Sorry guy, you might not be allowed to breed under our 2030 eugenics project.

Oh really? Is that so?...
>corners you
Yesssss, my sweet Carmen, Im gonna take over and fill your body like how the Arabs took over and filled Iberia in the 700s...

 

[Sagehardt]

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I'm not prone to diseases

 

[Iberrhea]

Isn't most types of cancer caused by external factors, and not genetic ones? (mesothelioma, lung, glioblastoma etc.)