regular thread but we only speak in vocaroo's

doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro voca.ro
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Sing this.

oh, that hurt my feelings
oh, it hurts my feelings
now i'm self-policing
now i'm self regulating

and i'll report you to the authorities
and i'll shut down your disease
because what you did was inexcusable
and what you said is unforgivable

i failed the sensitivity training
i don't know the diversity laws
i didn't read the legislation
i don't wanna respect your mental flaws

now i'm afraid to express myself
i'm marginalized by buzzwords
i'm walking on the eggshells
fuck the gatekeepers

i don't agree, it should banned
just need some time in the puppy room
your individuality has no identity

you're acting like a customer
a degenerated consumer
just like a real activist
another useful idiot

i failed the sensitivity training
i don't know the diversity laws
i didn't read the legislation
i don't wanna respect your mental flaws

now i'm afraid to express myself
i'm marginalized by buzzwords
i'm walking on the eggshells
fuck the gatekeepers

you can't find that page you're looking for
you can't find that page no more

you can't find that page you're looking for
you can't find that page no more

i can't find that page no more
i can't find that page no more​
 
NiggerRigger said:
Sing this.

oh, that hurt my feelings
oh, it hurts my feelings
now i'm self-policing
now i'm self regulating

and i'll report you to the authorities
and i'll shut down your disease
because what you did was inexcusable
and what you said is unforgivable

i failed the sensitivity training
i don't know the diversity laws
i didn't read the legislation
i don't wanna respect your mental flaws

now i'm afraid to express myself
i'm marginalized by buzzwords
i'm walking on the eggshells
fuck the gatekeepers

i don't agree, it should banned
just need some time in the puppy room
your individuality has no identity

you're acting like a customer
a degenerated consumer
just like a real activist
another useful idiot

i failed the sensitivity training
i don't know the diversity laws
i didn't read the legislation
i don't wanna respect your mental flaws

now i'm afraid to express myself
i'm marginalized by buzzwords
i'm walking on the eggshells
fuck the gatekeepers

you can't find that page you're looking for
you can't find that page no more

you can't find that page you're looking for
you can't find that page no more

i can't find that page no more
i can't find that page no more​
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Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro voca.ro
computer almost died excuse the sudden cutoff saar
 
Fake20Dollarbill said:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro voca.ro
Click to expand...
YuriGOD voice reveal
Anon_Humor said:
no, why? post the audio of it
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you responded to my post and said the audio i posted was your voice, that audio was from a sharty /soy/ dox thread where someone phoned up the number of the dox victims mother or sister (can't remember) and recorded it and made vocaroos of the call, i assumed your response was you saying that caller was you, maybe i read your response wrong, soz.
 
Fake20Dollarbill said:

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro voca.ro
Click to expand...
marge
Sneedson said:
YuriGOD voice reveal

you responded to my post and said the audio i posted was your voice, that audio was from a sharty /soy/ dox thread where someone phoned up the number of the dox victims mother or sister (can't remember) and recorded it and made vocaroos of the call, i assumed your response was you saying that caller was you, maybe i read your response wrong, soz.
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ok
 
Somebody narrate this. It should sound somebody is on a verge of a freakout.

the pills were wearing off during my abortion
and all they gave me was a little debbie
i'm an abortion, my dreams are abortions
and i'm crawling inside of them
i'm inside someone's body and i can't breathe
there are other people inside of here too
and i'm suffocating in the guts
i always use a ruler to draw circles
and i took the kalms but they made it worse
and it won't stop and i'm just exhausted
i can't lose my scholarship! i can't lose my scholarship!
my thoughts are racing but my mind is moving so slowly
and i can feel every nerve under my scalp
crawling across my skull like electric spaghetti screaming
screaming in agony as their last shred of hope is completely annihilated forever
i obsess about my dog, i can't leave him at home, he'll pee in my shoes
i played with the padlock so many times, so many times
i have to shake the one leg
the same amount of times as the other leg
or i'll start crying again
and then i'll shake uncontrollably and scare the dog
and then he'll pee all over everything
and i'll never get the dog pee out of the pantyhose
and then everyone in the world will hate me
i'm surrounded by people that hate me
and i think i'm gonna pass out again
i need to make more affirmations, where's the sticky notes?
i keep them in the exact same place and they're not there!
i drink gallons of water and my mouth feels so dry
when i was younger i let the dog lick me down there
and i feel really bad about it
and i tried using instagram
but it keeps logging into my other social networking accounts
i try to make a list of affirmations
but i have to keep erasing them and starting again
i have to write them over and over again
because i don't want people to think i'm a slob
i can feel my tongue..
i can feel my tongue squirming around in my mouth like a worm
there's a worm in my mouth and it just tells lies and lies
and i wish i could just fast-forward it all and get it over with
there's amoebas crawling all over me
and i'm running out of rubber gloves
i wish i could just take my entire head apart like an appliance
and rinse each individual part with vinegar
the brain lock didn't help, nothing helps
hold on, i need to clean my teeth again
i need to clean them every 500 words
oh god, the dog peed on the hardwood
i went to a restaurant and i couldn't eat the food
because the waiter touched it and now it's diseased
i put it in the microwave to try to kill the disease
but it didn't work and now i have a headache
and i feel like i'm dreaming
 

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