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>debit card option was literally just here yesterday night
>fast forward to today, actually trying to buy shit
>not there anymore
FUCK
 
i got on the phone with a customer service worker at the bank asking if i could set up zelle (you know, to pay for the roids) and i gotta be 18 to do that shit
being a child fucking sucks i want financial independence
so not only can i not pay with my card, but i can't pay with zelle either
i'm eyeing up bitcoin right now because that seems to be the only option i have left at this fucking point [angry]
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
i got on the phone with a customer service worker at the bank asking if i could set up zelle (you know, to pay for the roids) and i gotta be 18 to do that shit
being a child fucking sucks i want financial independence
so not only can i not pay with my card, but i can't pay with zelle either
i'm eyeing up bitcoin right now because that seems to be the only option i have left at this fucking point [angry]
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okay i think i know what to do
gotta ask my mom or dad if they can help me set up cashapp so i can """invest""" *wink wink* in bitcoin because i'm like interested in it or whatever
bit of a hassle but i'll be okay and my 'roids will be here soon enough [wholesome] [wholesome] [wholesome]
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
okay i think i know what to do
gotta ask my mom or dad if they can help me set up cashapp so i can """invest""" *wink wink* in bitcoin because i'm like interested in it or whatever
bit of a hassle but i'll be okay and my 'roids will be here soon enough [wholesome] [wholesome] [wholesome]
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I hope you know how fucking stupid this is.
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
i got on the phone with a customer service worker at the bank asking if i could set up zelle (you know, to pay for the roids) and i gotta be 18 to do that shit
being a child fucking sucks i want financial independence
so not only can i not pay with my card, but i can't pay with zelle either
i'm eyeing up bitcoin right now because that seems to be the only option i have left at this fucking point [angry]
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Using bitcoin to buy steroids sounds retarded, just go find a street dealer lole.
 
Fortuna said:
I hope you know how fucking stupid this is.
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thanks for being blunt but can you elaborate perhaps?
what's stupid, the sarms or the financial shit? because i understand what you're saying
i will make as many stupid decisions as i need to if it means getting bigger
 
Hagon said:
Using bitcoin to buy steroids sounds retarded, just go find a street dealer lole.
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street dealers upcharge that shit by a lot and i'm not going on snapchat to find some glowie retard dealer + they probably won't sell it to a 16 year old
 
Fortuna said:
Why??
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i think i've put enough thought into it where it's not a necessarily dangerous and life-threatening thing
at least i'm not ordering fucking tren and bragging about it on goytok, i've done hours and hours of research into this specific cycle and i have come to the conclusion that if i take the NAC any issues with drug induced liver injury will be heavily mitigated
the enclomiphene will help with the test suppression that comes with the RAD-140
no cycle is considered 100% safe and risk free but mitigating or at the very least reducing all symptoms and side effects is the way to go when doing things like these
it's not a ridiculous decision where it's something like snorting cocaine or huffing galaxy gas, this is an educated and precise decision with months of prior planning and research
and i understand if it might not come off that way due to some of the things i post in this thread but i am not a retard
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
i think i've put enough thought into it where it's not a necessarily dangerous and life-threatening thing
at least i'm not ordering fucking tren and bragging about it on goytok, i've done hours and hours of research into this specific cycle and i have come to the conclusion that if i take the NAC any issues with drug induced liver injury will be heavily mitigated
the enclomiphene will help with the test suppression that comes with the RAD-140
no cycle is considered 100% safe and risk free but mitigating or at the very least reducing all symptoms and side effects is the way to go when doing things like these
it's not a ridiculous decision where it's something like snorting cocaine or huffing galaxy gas, this is an educated and precise decision with months of prior planning and research
and i understand if it might not come off that way due to some of the things i post in this thread but i am not a retard
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Maybe you're not a retard, but all 16 year olds lack common sense. Do you think you could defend this to your parents and convince them that it's OK?
 
Fortuna said:
Do you think you could defend this to your parents and convince them that it's OK?
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fuck you're right
i honestly put a lot of planning and effort into this but i don't want my parents finding out im taking sarms just because of the impact it might have on my family and extended family
i love both of my parents so much and if they ever found out about any of the stuff i do online or behind closed doors i am almost 100% certain they would be disappointed or angry with me
i don't want my parents to think of me as some roid raging freak of nature
despite everything i just said, i think i'm still gonna go through with this, just because i waited for months up until this point
i know myself and i know myself well, one cycle won't make me any different externally
 
no amount of backlash or criticism for my risky decisions will stop me
tomorrow if the card option is available I'm using it and buying it after half a year of planning
it'll be under the left bush right next to the porch and if all goes to plan it'll be here in 5 business days
and since I have nobody to tell about this besides the people reading you'll get to hear all about it
every little detail
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
no amount of backlash or criticism for my risky decisions will stop me
tomorrow if the card option is available I'm using it and buying it after half a year of planning
it'll be under the left bush right next to the porch and if all goes to plan it'll be here in 5 business days
and since I have nobody to tell about this besides the people reading you'll get to hear all about it
every little detail
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What if your parents see the delivery driver dropping it there? Wouldn't it make more sense to do it at a friend's house?
 
Fortuna said:
What if your parents see the delivery driver dropping it there? Wouldn't it make more sense to do it at a friend's house?
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I've thought about that but none of them seem very open to the idea and their area is either full of porch pirates or they don't think it's a good idea
 
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