Thoughts on gooning vs. nevergooning?

[Fagon]

Faggots on the schlog are discussing their cum spray JEJ

 

[NT]

Doesn't it go everywhere????

no?
im not going to go into detail but it doesnt like fly across the fucking room lol

 

[Sneedson]

Gooning leads to trooning, don’t forget

 

[NT]

what the fuck am i doing with my life jesus fucking chirst pretend i didnt say all that shit

 

[Fortuna]

what the fuck am i doing with my life jesus fucking chirst pretend i didnt say all that shit

Yeah this feels weird to talk about. Forget it.

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Yeah this feels weird to talk about. Forget it.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

 

[Fortuna]

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

It is fucking weird albeit.

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

It is fucking weird albeit.

Yeah but you kinda outed yourself geg

 

[Fortuna]

Yeah but you kinda outed yourself geg

What do you mean?

 

[Twostripe]

Faggots on the schlog are discussing their cum spray JEJ

You gotta learn your cum spray pattern bro, mine's this:

 

[Fagon]

What do you mean?

he's calling you a womxn

 

[Fortuna]

he's calling you a womxn

I don't see how you get that from what I said here albeit.

 

[Steve]

>inb4 "shit thread" then locked

shit thread then locked

 

[Twostripe]

You gotta learn your cum spray pattern bro, mine's this:
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Also does your jizz go in a more straight line, burst or is it more like a shotgun spread?

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

I don't see how you get that from what I said here albeit.

You don't seem to understand how male masturbation works

 

[Fortuna]

You don't seem to understand how male masturbation works

Tell me what you think I got wrong, then.

 

[ILoveCoals]

or is it more like a shotgun spread?

ew

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Tell me what you think I got wrong, then.

You didn't seem to realize men ejaculate semen that requires we clean off ourselves which is pretty odd

 

[Fortuna]

You didn't seem to realize men ejaculate semen that requires we clean off ourselves which is pretty odd

No, I said that's why I don't do it, because it's messy.

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

No, I said that's why I don't do it, because it's messy.

You were confused about wiping yourself off THOUGH