Keyed Mr. Keyed

[Chairman]

My Islamic studies (mandatory subject in sharianiggerland) teacher is so keyed that he probably unlocks his car using his personality.
During period 3, I take Islamic. During period 4, my acquaintance takes the same subject in the same room taught by the same teacher. When I was in Islamic, I made a poorly-drawn cartoon. It was of the Greedy Merchant (hand-rubbing Jew), saying "Shalom," and it was captioned "The Jew when he sees 50 cents* on the floor." Everything was written in my barely comprehensible Arabic, including the unmentioned thought bubble of the Jew in which was written "I love children!!" with five hearts surrounding it.
Nobody noticed the cartoon when I drew it during Period 3. On the next day I got information from my aforementioned acquaintance that the teacher noticed the cartoon during Period 4: The teacher had an unexpected reaction. He told the class to rise from their seats, and to have a look at the cartoon. Some people giggled, some laughed, some were neutrally suprised. But the teacher spat upon the cartoon of the Jew, and went on a rant about how bad Jews are. Then a student sat on the table on which the cartoon was drawn, and---I swear this is what my acquaintance told me---brapped upon the drawing, before being given ClassDojo** points for it. I was obviously suspicious of this, but the acquaintance---very religious by the way, always lectures me on Islamic theology---said that he swears by God (in Arabic: والله) that it's true.
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*It wasn't cents; it was fils: equal to a hundredth of a dirham, the curenncy of the U.A.E. approximately equal to a third of a U.S. dollar.
**We don't use ClassDojo, we use some other more obscure system for high schoolers.

 

[Chimperator]

My Islamic studies (mandatory subject in sharianiggerland) teacher is so keyed that he probably unlocks his car using his personality.
During period 3, I take Islamic. During period 4, my acquaintance takes the same subject in the same room taught by the same teacher. When I was in Islamic, I made a poorly-drawn cartoon. It was of the Greedy Merchant (hand-rubbing Jew), saying "Shalom," and it was captioned "The Jew when he sees 50 cents* on the floor." Everything was written in my barely comprehensible Arabic, including the unmentioned thought bubble of the Jew in which was written "I love children!!" with five hearts surrounding it.
Nobody noticed the cartoon when I drew it during Period 3. On the next day I got information from my aforementioned acquaintance that the teacher noticed the cartoon during Period 4: The teacher had an unexpected reaction. He told the class to rise from their seats, and to have a look at the cartoon. Some people giggled, some laughed, some were neutrally suprised. But the teacher spat upon the cartoon of the Jew, and went on a rant about how bad Jews are. Then a student sat on the table on which the cartoon was drawn, and---I swear this is what my acquaintance told me---brapped upon the drawing, before being given ClassDojo** points for it. I was obviously suspicious of this, but the acquaintance---very religious by the way, always lectures me on Islamic theology---said that he swears by God (in Arabic: والله) that it's true.
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*It wasn't cents; it was fils: equal to a hundredth of a dirham, the curenncy of the U.A.E. approximately equal to a third of a U.S. dollar.
**We don't use ClassDojo, we use some other more obscure system for high schoolers.

Didn't read, kill yourself anti semite.