Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Chvd33p]

I curse this shitty internet...

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Granted, his ‘slot is so disgusting and horrifying that anyone who sees it commits immediate suicide, including NekoRights himself as well as you

I wish @BLACKHAWK was in slavery

Granted, he becomes your slave and he doesn't do anything useful, instead he stays in his quarters and writes schizophrenic papers about his Magikarp-Negev religion all day
I wish Chris Chan was still somewhat normal and wasn't a retarded tranny who yaps on all day about My Little Pony

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Granted, he becomes your slave and he doesn't do anything useful, instead he stays in his quarters and writes schizophrenic papers about his Magikarp-Negev religion all day
I wish Chris Chan was still somewhat normal and wasn't a retarded tranny who yaps on all day about My Little Pony

Future has been changed. Kiwitroons get bored, chris chan doesn't give substance and is more similar to me than malevolent average troon. He writes a bunch of fictions that no one likes and believes that one day anime girl from other dimension marries him and they were destined from another reincarnation to live as beautiful couple. He ends up believing in delusion so fiercely, that he dries off the car to the dam drowning himself in the sinking car, as in Eminem's "Stan" song, for the sake of completing his journey to his next life.

I wish that I got in relationship with my girlfriend.

 

[princessparkles]

I wish that I got in relationship with my girlfriend.

your girlfriend actually turns into a man and pegs you into a prolapse. it’s recorded and sent to all your loved ones. you turn into julia.

i wish that i had a big fat steak rn

 

[BLACKHAWK]

your girlfriend actually turns into a man and pegs you into a prolapse. it’s recorded and sent to all your loved ones. you turn into julia.

i wish that i had a big fat steak rn

as long as we're both just broccoli its fine.

you get it and you also get executed for breaking haram. whore

 

[AshkeNazi]

you get it and you also get executed for breaking haram. whore

you're thinking of pork, beef is halal

 

[BLACKHAWK]

fuck it.

you're thinking of pork, beef is halal

 

[Stephen]

I wish Islam said all meat is haram

 

[BLACKHAWK]

It is done. Which conviniently makes another wish work positively. However, you have to sacrifice your arm for equiavelent exchange and your brother's body.

I wish so I could have reptillian friend.

 

[Chesnaught]

You have a reptilian friend, but it's an 8 foot tall anthropomorphic neon green lizard and it has the voice of a negroid. It is still friendly though.


>I want to own ALL of my hecking favorite Pokémonerinos in real life or something because life should be just like bideo game

 

[BLACKHAWK]

You have a reptilian friend, but it's an 8 foot tall anthropomorphic neon green lizard and it has the voice of a negroid. It is still friendly though.

That sounds good.

as long as his legs still move the same as lizards from Dromasauridae.

>I want to own ALL of my hecking favorite Pokémonerinos in real life or something because life should be just like bideo game
Okay. but they have realistic anatomy structure.

 

[Chesnaught]

That sounds good.

as long as his legs still move the same as lizards from Dromasauridae.

>I want to own ALL of my hecking favorite Pokémonerinos in real life or something because life should be just like bideo game
Okay. but they have realistic anatomy structure.

Works for me

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Works for me

they also act like they are supposed to.and have carnivorous diet.

 

[Bastard]

>I want to own ALL of my hecking favorite Pokémonerinos in real life or something because life should be just like bideo game

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Granted, but there are law against pokemons, so you cant fuck a gardeivor

 

[Chesnaught]

Granted, but there are law against pokemons, so you cant fuck a gardeivor

Extremely keyed and fair post that BTFO /vp/edo pokéfuckers

 

[Hoot]

I wish to be reinstated as a sharty admin

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Your wish is granted. But you are under my administration.

I wish to stop watching youtube brainrot.

 

[Hoot]

Your wish is granted. But you are under my administration.

I wish to stop watching youtube brainrot.

You stop, however you begin watching tiktok brainrot instead.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

idk how to make tiktok account

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

I wish to have £711,000,000 added to my bank account