Discussion Which animal could you beat in a 1v1

[Herb]

The frog jumped when it sensed danger, and landed on your opposing leg that's not covered in anything. You're now dead

i don't think that's how it works

 

[terrycrews]

The frog jumped when it sensed danger, and landed on your opposing leg that's not covered in anything. You're now dead

They're not venomous retard they're poisonous I just can't eat them

 

[eeeeeeeee]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

A box jellyfish or an inland taipan would kill you in no time at all.

 

[terrycrews]

i don't think that's how it works

Kys Homestuck pedo

 

[Stephen]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

Yourself

 

[Chvd33p]

Just don't touch a poison dart frog barehanded, the poison they secrete will permeate your skin and kill you. Besides the joke went over everyone's head.
Imbeciles

 

[terrycrews]

inland taipan

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

 

[istanbul]

Why not

2 small

 

[Chvd33p]

i don't think that's how it works

Kys Homestuck pedo

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

That's something that'll happen in 1% of all cases at most. You are not more agile than a snake.

 

[terrycrews]

That's something that'll happen in 1% of all cases at most. You are not more agile than a snake.

Post a video of it dude

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I mean have you ever seen a snake? They're fast and agile. Combined with potent venom that is a deadly combo. You are almost guaranteed to be bit before you can do anything, and it's over for you when that happens.

 

[terrycrews]

I mean have you ever seen a snake? They're fast and agile. Combined with potent venom that is a deadly combo. You are almost guaranteed to be bit before you can do anything, and it's over for you when that happens.

I have good enough reflexes to dodge it

 

[Chvd33p]

On a similar note, giant centipedes are just as fast or faster while being more vicious, the same goes with certain spider found on Australia that loves invading human settlements to kill humans while they sleep

 

[terrycrews]

On a similar note, giant centipedes are just as fast or faster while being more vicious, the same goes with certain spider found on Australia that loves invading human settlements to kill humans while they sleep

I fucking hate centipedes so much they look so gross and disgusting, it makes me shudder

 

[istanbul]

*gives u typhus*

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I have good enough reflexes to dodge it

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

 

[Chvd33p]

Bet you would parry tuberculosis smartass

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

At least you realize that the box jellyfish would kill you.

 

[terrycrews]

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Where do you live? I can show you exactly how fast I am