Soy How would you arrive at the soyjak.party IRL meetup?

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'd arrive dressed up as Oliver from FPE

 

[Chimperator]

I wouldn't.

 

[Neutralplier]

My shirt? Says YOLO
My shorts? Cargo
My shoes? Yeezys
My hat? Turned backwards
My face? Smiling friend

 

[Stephen]

I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER show my face at one of those, I would find a disguise of some sort

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER show my face at one of those, I would find a disguise of some sort

I wouldn't.

But why?

 

[Chimperator]

But why?

Because shartyCUCKS are all IRL soyboys.

 

[Stephen]

But why?

Because shartyARYANS are all gigachad patricians, I could never hope to be one of them

 

[Chimperator]

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Because shartyCUCKS are all IRL soyboys.

Someone need BSC therapy (Big Sharty Cock)

 

[Neutralplier]

Someone need BSC therapy (Big Sharty Cock)

Dont worry, im gonna get him SOYED

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

My shirt? Says YOLO
My shorts? Cargo
My shoes? Yeezys
My hat? Turned backwards
My face? Smiling friend

The ultimate MLG no-scoper

 

[NT]

seethe incoming

Spoiler: cope

 

[Chvd33p]

seethe incoming

Spoiler: cope

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I miss me blackberry curve sistas, life was so easy back then...

 

[ILoveVesna]

 

[Chesnaught]

 

[Benny]

Some clothing I might wear. ignore the cheap cassette deck on the side, my room is cramped.

 

[poom]

i’d just start “larping” as spadeson

 

[poom]

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Some clothing I might wear. ignore the cheap cassette deck on the side, my room is cramped.

This is unironically shit

 

[istanbul]

I'd call the police and say someone planted a bomb on the meetup spot

 

[GauntletThrown]

I'd call the police and say someone planted a bomb on the meetup spot

knowing the absolute state of nusoigoogoogagas there probably would be at least one jartycuck attending the meetup just to blow it all up