I'm the Goldson of the sharty who say "X WNBAG", AMA

Picture this

>It is a beautiful summer day
>You are playing on your Nintendo Switch in your pod
>You are playing your favorite A24 slowburn gender-reaffirming Marvel capeshit video game with no jumpscares
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing on the radio
>Tyrone is busy fucking your wife in the bedroom
>Your proud Funko Pop collection shelf is situated on your left
>Your bug-flavored soylentshake is ready and is sitting on the table as breakfast for dinner
>You haven't groomed your stubble for a while
>You are wearing your good boy mask and you're fully vaccinated
>Your latest vasectomy was a success
>You have just hit 1 million Reddit karma on your cake day
>That chuddy you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank Science."
 
Video this

>It is a horrible winter night
>You are reading a book in your spacious 5 bedroom 2 bathroom home
>You are watching a regular movie with jumpscares
>Mango sigma phonk is playing on Spotify
>Your wife is in the bedroom ready for you
>Your proud hunting shelf is situated on your left
>Your raw egg and cow blood shake is ready and is sitting on the table as dinner for breakfast
>You have been grooming your beard for a while
>You aren't wearing your mask and you're completely unvaccinated
>Your latest testosterone injection was a success
>You have just hit 1 million reaction score on Bodybuilding.com
>That cuck you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank God."
 
>You have just hit 1 million reaction score on Bodybuilding.com
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