How do I get a girlfriend?

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I want either a hot tall goth girl to dominate me or a Vietnamese Catholic to eventually start a family and spend the rest of my life with.

 

[basil]

>5'2
>3 inch penis
>Fucked in the ass by a fat guy
Bait fell off a cliff and died.

i could unironically show you a picture of my erect penis
like i'm not joking

 

[Gigafly]

i could unironically show you a picture of my erect penis
like i'm not joking

>offering to show a picture of his clitty to a child
basilxistas...

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i could unironically show you a picture of my erect penis
like i'm not joking

NOT ANOTHER REPEAT OF THE COCKSCO INCIDENT

 

[istanbul]

erm, I think basil jumped the shark when he switched his larp from clueless child to edgy manwhore

 

[Fagon]

i could unironically show you a picture of my erect penis
like i'm not joking

do it then

 

[Steve]

>5'2
>3 inch penis
>Fucked in the ass by a fat guy
Bait fell off a cliff and died.

Did basil fly too close to the sun right as soon as it got very believable? I think he let his guard down and has been spewing outrageous shit because we've been on the line.

 

[basil]

Did basil fly too close to the sun right as soon as it got very believable? I think he let his guard down and has been spewing outrageous shit because we've been on the line.

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

Post it right here, NOW!

 

[Fagon]

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

no one cares nigga. Attention withdrawal.

 

[Steve]

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

Ok, DM me an image of your 3" cock with a timestamp, or are you gonna pussy out like you did for your resume?

 

[basil]

@administrationdepartment

if i post my penis will i get banned

if you say yes i won't

 

[ILoveCoals]

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

mmmkay, just spam it so that we can see it before janny deletes it.

 

[Fagon]

@administrationdepartment

if i post my penis will i get banned

if you say yes i won't

Someone else did before and he wasn't permed so yes

 

[basil]

Ok, DM me an image of your 3" cock with a timestamp, or are you gonna pussy out like you did for your resume?

alright i will, where though?

 

[Ree Vannin]

@administrationdepartment

if i post my penis will i get banned

if you say yes i won't

post it on some splinter

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Someone else did before and he wasn't permed so yes

I can verify that yeah, he only got warned

 

[Gigafly]

@administrationdepartment

if i post my penis will i get banned

if you say yes i won't

paint over it, nobody wants to see the AIDS cysts on your clitty

 

[Steve]

alright i will, where though?

Forum DMs just go to my profile and click "Start conversation"

 

[ILoveCoals]

Someone else did before and he wasn't permed so yes

Who?

 

[basil]

Forum DMs just go to my profile and click "Start conversation"

alright let me try to get erect