Are ancestry tests just complete nonsense?

[Fagon]

Apparently my sister had taken one and it said she was an eighth fucking east asian. I can literally just look at my grandparents and great grandparents and see none of them have any asian in them.

 

[Brainstorm]

Muh ancestors were kangs o algo

 

[Neutralplier]

I took a test and i was 1% african

 

[Fagon]

I took a test and i was 1% african

If you're lucky that 1% got concentrated into a bibisea.

 

[1844 or Something]

Apparently my sister had taken one and it said she was an eighth fucking east asian. I can literally just look at my grandparents and great grandparents and see none of them have any asian in them.

I took a test and i was 1% african

I swear i remember reading about ancestry admitting they lie and add brownoid DNA to "fight racism"
Could be total bullshit, since i can't find anything about it now. Maybe someone else can help me find it?

 

[Fagon]

I swear i remember reading about ancestry admitting they lie and add brownoid DNA to "fight racism"
Could be total bullshit, since i can't find anything about it now. Maybe someone else can help me find it?

I've heard the exact same thing before from a friend, but I don't have a real source on it either unfortunately.

 

[istanbul]

if they weren't at least partially non sensical people wouldn't pay for them
you're supposed to go
>1% CHINESE???? WOWZERS I NEVER KNEW I REALLY HAD IT IN ME!!!!!!!! KONNICHIWA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brainstorm]

I need to take one unironically

 

[anglo_bvll]

Mine said I'm <1% Jewish

 

[FerdinandDist]

I swear i remember reading about ancestry admitting they lie and add brownoid DNA to "fight racism"
Could be total bullshit, since i can't find anything about it now. Maybe someone else can help me find it?

That’s a lie, like maybe sometimes you’ll get inaccurate results if it goes below 0.5%, I scored 0.2% Ashkenazi but I have no Ashkenazi ancestors I can trace back to, my results were pretty accurate

 

[FerdinandDist]

Apparently my sister had taken one and it said she was an eighth fucking east asian. I can literally just look at my grandparents and great grandparents and see none of them have any asian in them.

What race are you

 

[Fagon]

What race are you

I'm white, I have blue eyes and sheeeit.

 

[Fagon]

mutt

lie

 

[Fagon]

trvthcuck

if I was an eighth asian one of my great grandparents would have to be fully asian, or something similarly stupid.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

marriage documents o algo

 

[Fagon]

dna tests are stupid anyways. you're vvhite or something

I wasn't bothered by the thought that I was part asian doe, I was bothered by the fact that it just spits out nonsense.

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Consumer ancestry tests are based on self-reported samples so they will not be that accurate.

 

[DonutHole]

Apparently my sister had taken one and it said she was an eighth fucking east asian. I can literally just look at my grandparents and great grandparents and see none of them have any asian in them.

Non-white chink detected. This is a whites ONLY website.

 

[Fagon]

Non-white chink detected. This is a whites ONLY website.

demoralizing kike, I'm 102% white.

 

[DonutHole]

demoralizing kike, I'm 102% white.

... With a 3 percent margin for error