Shlonger games but we need ideas for different events

[GauntletThrown]

why is my character a woman
change this pls

 

[Soyteen Liker]

why is my character a woman
change this pls

I don't know how smallanus used the pfps, I will pload them to imgbb and try that later but I'm kinda lazy

 

[istanbul]

add me

 

[dataminedandproud]

>goes full tarrant ev&doe brenton tarrant didn't shoot himself

this

why is my character a woman
change this pls

why are you doing colored text? you're not sparkles.

 

[dataminedandproud]

I don't know how smallanus used the pfps, I will pload them to imgbb and try that later but I'm kinda lazy

just copy the image link of someone's pfp and put it in there and get rid of the ?numbernumbernumber at the end

 

[GauntletThrown]

more ideas:
no deaths:
>Player1 self inserts as a neutralplier and blogposts.
>Player1 looks at the booru in the vain hope that anything good will be in there.
>Player1 goes boogeyman hunting.
>Player1 tries to recruit for (his/her1) personal army.
>Player1 finds a gem, and picks it up for safe keeping.
>Player1 makes a shitty 'ki article and puts the gemerald template on it like a selfish little fuck.
>Player1 finds a walkable BBC on the ground, and steps on it.
>Player1 strokes a big black cock. This displeases the New World Order, because chickens are le bad or something.
>Player1 calls Player2 a pissbaby.
>Player1 invites Player2, Player3, Player4, Player5, and Player6 to go jackbox raiding.

deaths:
>Player1 is sent to the Kolyma Gulag.
>Player1 is trans btw if that matters.
>Player1 tries out this cool new gun (he/she1) found on Player2, but pointed it the wrong way.
>Player1 accidentally puts his email in the name field, and dies of embarassment.
>Player1 is revealed to be behind whatever retarded countrywar is going on on the booru, and is assassinated by Player2.
>Player1 finds the elusive FNF Pedo, but commits suicide with a sniper round through the head before (he/she1) could take a picture.
>Player1 lights a bundle of dynamite and gives Player2 and Player3 a group hug. Player1 shall now enjoy 72 virgins.
>Player1 accuses Player2 of being a selfish little fuck, and kills (him/her2).
>Player1 was not ready for ze new vorld order.

why are you doing colored text? you're not sparkles.

take the colorjakpill

 

[ILoveVesna]

>goes full tarrant ev&doe brenton tarrant didn't shoot himself

thought he did
oh well
just make it not ack and do a crusius instead because le shardee kulchur

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Added all the pictures so far

BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator

more ideas:
no deaths:
>Player1 self inserts as a neutralplier and blogposts.
>Player1 looks at the booru in the vain hope that anything good will be in there.
>Player1 goes boogeyman hunting.
>Player1 tries to recruit for (his/her1) personal army.
>Player1 finds a gem, and picks it up for safe keeping.
>Player1 makes a shitty 'ki article and puts the gemerald template on it like a selfish little fuck.
>Player1 finds a walkable BBC on the ground, and steps on it.
>Player1 strokes a big black cock. This displeases the New World Order, because chickens are le bad or something.
>Player1 calls Player2 a pissbaby.
>Player1 invites Player2, Player3, Player4, Player5, and Player6 to go jackbox raiding.

deaths:
>Player1 is sent to the Kolyma Gulag.
>Player1 is trans btw if that matters.
>Player1 tries out this cool new gun (he/she1) found on Player2, but pointed it the wrong way.
>Player1 accidentally puts his email in the name field, and dies of embarassment.
>Player1 is revealed to be behind whatever retarded countrywar is going on on the booru, and is assassinated by Player2.
>Player1 finds the elusive FNF Pedo, but commits suicide with a sniper round through the head before (he/she1) could take a picture.
>Player1 lights a bundle of dynamite and gives Player2 and Player3 a group hug. Player1 shall now enjoy 72 virgins.
>Player1 accuses Player2 of being a selfish little fuck, and kills (him/her2).
>Player1 was not ready for ze new vorld order.



take the colorjakpill

Will add these later when I recover my energy

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Does being in the same pod as someone else even change anything

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Does being in the same pod as someone else even change anything

AFAIK no

 

[dataminedandproud]

Does being in the same pod as someone else even change anything

it's kinda like a team(?) i just remember in the hunger games it was something about them being from the same area and it's supposed to be 1 boy and 1 girl but we have like 3 women here.

 

[1844 or Something]

but we have like 3 women here.

3???

 

[Pepsilord]

Gem go up

 

[dataminedandproud]

3???
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maybe even 4 if you like axe wounds

 

[oreoreviewshow]

4cuck reference

it's "racism outside of /b/"

 

[Mist]

I see my Soyim Games idea for the anniversary has made people host these more often, I actually planned to make an incredibly customized fatal / non fatal events list with references to the Sharty / imageboard culture but didn't have the time to, I had to manage like all the other events for the Soyanniversary, irl life and Soycraft...