Why wipe your asshole?

Jakomir

Jakomir

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>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WIPE YOUR HECKIN' ARSEHOLE!!!!
literally no other animal does this
wiping your ass is just a scam to sell more toilet paper. humans overcomplicate everything and then profit off of it.
why would the lord make it so raisin stays behind in our buttholes after we raisin if he intended for us to just clean it out afterwards? that's retarded, the raisin must serve a purpose and that's why people are dying earlier and earlier nowadays. everyone in the bible lived to 800 because they didn't wipe their asses.
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Jakomir said:
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WIPE YOUR HECKIN' ARSEHOLE!!!!
literally no other animal does this
wiping your ass is just a scam to sell more toilet paper. humans overcomplicate everything and then profit off of it.
why would the lord make it so raisin stays behind in our buttholes after we raisin if he intended for us to just clean it out afterwards? that's retarded, the raisin must serve a purpose and that's why people are dying earlier and earlier nowadays. everyone in the bible lived to 800 because they didn't wipe their asses.View attachment 52853
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Are you indian?
 
Jakomir said:
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WIPE YOUR HECKIN' ARSEHOLE!!!!
literally no other animal does this
wiping your ass is just a scam to sell more toilet paper. humans overcomplicate everything and then profit off of it.
why would the lord make it so raisin stays behind in our buttholes after we raisin if he intended for us to just clean it out afterwards? that's retarded, the raisin must serve a purpose and that's why people are dying earlier and earlier nowadays. everyone in the bible lived to 800 because they didn't wipe their asses.View attachment 52853
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This is related to /politics/ because politicians are poopy assholes o algo ::mutt::
 
Doctor here, please do not buy toilet paper. Every time you buy a rollpack from whatever company that sells it, you are financing the creation of a robot named "George Droyd" made with the sole purpose of enacting TKD (financed by Mudslimes or whoever they put the scapegoat on nowadays)

source?: fuck you nigger i'm a doctor
 
Jakomir said:
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WIPE YOUR HECKIN' ARSEHOLE!!!!
literally no other animal does this
wiping your ass is just a scam to sell more toilet paper. humans overcomplicate everything and then profit off of it.
why would the lord make it so raisin stays behind in our buttholes after we raisin if he intended for us to just clean it out afterwards? that's retarded, the raisin must serve a purpose and that's why people are dying earlier and earlier nowadays. everyone in the bible lived to 800 because they didn't wipe their asses.View attachment 52853
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You know I was thinking about this the other day. I have never shat without wiping, I'm wondering what caused humans to evolve to invent the need to wipe their ass and create toilet paper. No other animal does it but we practice good ass hygiene for some reason.
 
Soygoy said:
You know I was thinking about this the other day. I have never shat without wiping, I'm wondering what caused humans to evolve to invent the need to wipe their ass and create toilet paper. No other animal does it but we practice good ass hygiene for some reason.
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Because poop all over your ass cheeks is probably uncomfortable.
 
we humans arent like other animals like in the way we do everything better
>just live like a filthy animal lole
also i love buying toilet paper to support droid floyd for reparations or sum shiet
 
Soygoy said:
You know I was thinking about this the other day. I have never shat without wiping, I'm wondering what caused humans to evolve to invent the need to wipe their ass and create toilet paper. No other animal does it but we practice good ass hygiene for some reason.
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Being the dumptruck of the animal world made us do that
 
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