Discussion Why didn't DNB just dodge the machete?

[ArmaLite]

I mean, did he really just sit there and watch without even trying to get away? And what's up with his camo shorts?

 

[Plato]

He was interrogated to "think fast" but it was too late and the African infant was instantly put to misery by the perpetrator. Consequences were never the same since then

 

[Circle88]

He was an actor, he didn't actually die.

 

[kingdavey]

Makes no sense bro

 

[rapson industries .ltc]

he parried too early