>Shitoko so fat.. he farts once to say yes, and burps twice for no
>Shitoko so fat.. he tried to play snorlax in live action verison of pokemon, and they told him no due to their being a weight limit
>Shitoko so fat… bowling alleys use footage of him rolling as a substitue for a bowling boll
>Shitoko so fat… his 15th alts all legally are respersented as 5 people in the court of law
>Shitoko so fat.. him snorting is given the same danger level as a volcano getting ready to errupt
>Shitoko so fat… he filled the united states by walking two feet into it
>Shitoko so fat.. he pours mtn.dew in wine challices
>Shitoko so fat.. they hire him to play pregnant women in soap-operas by having him wear makeup and a wig
>Shitoko and skibidi_chud so fat… they think johnson is a flavor of Barbeque sauce
>Shitoko so fat… they'll hang him with elevator cables
>Shitoko so fat, he farted in a pond and caused him a level 5 tsnuami to rage across the gulf of mexico
>Meximutts are so fat.. they illegally cross the border by pretending to be shippements of exercise balls and hippos
>Meximutts so fat.. they fart and the toilet is plugged for 3 days
>Mexisharts SO FAT… they can clog the toilet by peeing
>Meximutts so fat, their gene-pool has 15 secret sauces in it
>Mexikikes so fat… the blob from x-men was designed from the time stan lee saw shitoko wearing a black leo-tard and stalking white women at a gym
>Shitoko so fat… he turned around in school and erased the blackboard
>Shitoko so fat.. they think black bull is a type of angus beef wendy's sells
>Shitoko so fat.. he uses tires as ear-muffs
>Shitoko so fat.. they use pictures of him wearing his mom's bra in victoria's secret as the biggest size they sell
>Shitoko so fat.. he uses sticks of butter to glide across seas in competitive surfing
>Shitoko so fat… his methane emissions make up 50% of the gasses clouding the ozone layer