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ArmaLite
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Like the pixel phones only faggots and autists use, but with some BLACKED flair.
Features:
>BLACKED browser, only allows you to visit BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, and some other Greg Lansky interracial porn sites
>White venus moaning ringtones, when you hang up a call some nigger says "Take my fucking cock bitch" at max volume
>Pro model with an 8" screen only available in BLACK, sissy faggot lite model with a 4" screen offered in white
>External vibrator included in the box, connects to the USB-BC port for power
>Modem capable of only 5G data connectivity due to ZOG sissy brainwashing signals not being compatible with 4G/3G/2G radios
>Cliitty leakage and b.b.c cum resistant up to 50ml of fluid
>African tribal alarm clock sounds
>Mandatory BLACKED ad breaks for 20 minutes a day. The phone will lock up if you fail to view them
>Always-on front camera that streams your whiteboi face to chaturbate
>Qmessage, allows you to scan for BVLLS in a 10 mile radius using an enhanced version of the 3DS' StreetPass tech
>B.B.Cdrive cloud storage for storing unlimited files, at the cost of a giant BLACKED.COM watermark on them
>911/emergency service calling disabled in low-income neighborhoods
Would you buy one
Features:
>BLACKED browser, only allows you to visit BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, and some other Greg Lansky interracial porn sites
>White venus moaning ringtones, when you hang up a call some nigger says "Take my fucking cock bitch" at max volume
>Pro model with an 8" screen only available in BLACK, sissy faggot lite model with a 4" screen offered in white
>External vibrator included in the box, connects to the USB-BC port for power
>Modem capable of only 5G data connectivity due to ZOG sissy brainwashing signals not being compatible with 4G/3G/2G radios
>Cliitty leakage and b.b.c cum resistant up to 50ml of fluid
>African tribal alarm clock sounds
>Mandatory BLACKED ad breaks for 20 minutes a day. The phone will lock up if you fail to view them
>Always-on front camera that streams your whiteboi face to chaturbate
>Qmessage, allows you to scan for BVLLS in a 10 mile radius using an enhanced version of the 3DS' StreetPass tech
>B.B.Cdrive cloud storage for storing unlimited files, at the cost of a giant BLACKED.COM watermark on them
>911/emergency service calling disabled in low-income neighborhoods
Would you buy one
