Discussion We need to find a way to harness wish energy.

[Soygoy]

Wishes are real, however, they are not always granted as intended. I posted about this on my profile, but I'm making this thread to have a discussion about how we can harness wish energy to get wishes granted for good instead of having a wish be granted but it ends up backfiring like it always does. Most of my wishes in life have been granted but backfired in funny ways. Which is why we need to think of things to wish in a specific way so that they cannot backfire. If I wish for free money for example, God will inflate the economy and bring society to it's knees. If I wish for Santa Claus to be real, he'll get exposed for being a pedophile.

Wishes always backfire which is why you have to be careful for what you wish for, which is why I'm making this thread, we need to find wishes to wish for that absolutely have no way of backfiring.

 

[Soygoy]

If I wish for free food, slop will become free. So if I wish for free cake, cake will become free but the ingredients will be artificial and it will taste like shit. If I wish for good cake that tastes good for free, I'll get free cake but it will make me fat. If I wish for free cake that tastes good and is well made and doesn't make you fat, it will give me cancer. Always something.

What if I wished for the lack of negative side effects? Then I would get that wish, but the lack of negative side effects would make me unhappy and make me want to kill myself or something like that due to life being boring o algo.

We're playing Wish Chess now.

 

[Chesnaught]

I wish for chease borgar

 

[Soygoy]

I wish for chease borgar

Cheeseburgers are already a thing, you can already go buy one. That's the side effect, you have to pay for it and the price is increasing due to inflation.
We need to harness wish energy...

 

[Soygoy]

What is some of the world's biggest issues right now? Pedophiles? Corrupt Leaders? Trannies?
How can we harness wish energy to get rid of them? We need to be specific in our wishes, we could wish to get rid of pedophiles, but other crimes might increase in it's place. We have to be careful for what we wish for, we need to study the science behind wishes.

 

[Steve]

>We need to find a way to harness wish energy

 

[Chesnaught]

Cheeseburgers are already a thing, you can already go buy one. That's the side effect, you have to pay for it and the price is increasing due to inflation.
We need to harness wish energy...

this work for georgi
I go get me borgar now

 

[Soygoy]

What if we wished for horrible things to happen to us, would the side effect be that positive things happen or would our wish be granted because the side effect is only negative?
If you wish to die horribly, you might, or you might die peacefully. Can we use quantum mechanics to determine this outcome?

 

[ISTANBUL]

Write on a piece of paper exactly the thing you want to wish for in the most detailed way possible so that there is no room for ambiguity, then just wish for the wish detailed on that piece of paper to be granted

 

[Soygoy]

Write on a piece of paper exactly the thing you want to wish for in the noat detailed way possible so that there is no room for ambiguity, then just wish for the wish detailed on that piece of paper to be granted

Has this ever worked before? React to his post with True or False to confirm.

 

[ISTANBUL]

Has this ever worked before? React to his post with True or False to confirm.

Why wouldn't it?

 

[Soygoy]

Write on a piece of paper exactly the thing you want to wish for in the most detailed way possible so that there is no room for ambiguity, then just wish for the wish detailed on that piece of paper to be granted

BUT WHAT IF THE SIDE EFFECT IS THAT THE WISH CANNOT BE GRANTED?
WHAT IF THE WISH GRANTER ONLY GRANTS WISHES WITH SOME ROOM FOR AMBIGUITY?

 

[Soygoy]

Why wouldn't it?

Think about all the wishes, what do they have in common? All the wishes that are granted are granted with some room for ambiguity, as in they come true not entirely.

 

[Chesnaught]

Soygoy is off his meddies today

 

[Soygoy]

Soygoy is off his meddies today

We need to find out the identity of the wish granter, he could be god, or satan.
OR EVEN SANTA CLAUS., SO HE IS REAL.

 

[ISTANBUL]

BUT WHAT IF THE SIDE EFFECT IS THAT THE WISH CANNOT BE GRANTED?
WHAT IF THE WISH GRANTER ONLY GRANTS WISHES WITH SOME ROOM FOR AMBIGUITY?

Then there is no point in wishing for anything that isn't already a negative.

 

[Soygoy]

Okay, so. If I wish to cure cancer, what might happen? Cancer would be cured, but what are the downsides? Would the risk of aids increase or something like that?

 

[Soygoy]

Then there is no point in wishing for anything that isn't already a negative.

What if I wished for Adolf Hitler to come back to life...

 

[Soygoy]

OKAY I'VE MADE UP MY MIND EVERYONE STOP MAKING WISHES NOW
WE NEED TO BAN THE WORDS "I WISH" FROM THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY IT'S TOO POWERFUL

 

[ISTANBUL]

What if I wished for Adolf Hitler to come back to life...
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He's going to come back to life wherever his corpse is and die again from suffocation, assuming he's been buried