thread_prefix.19 We are closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000

[Gem Control]

 

[Gem Control]

@265121297 Your life is SNCA

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

coal... i just feel the soot coming off my computer fans... i just feel the DUST peeling off

 

[Lism]

we are only 25 showers away from 2050. That's crazy