Rant Video essays. Lets talk about video essays.

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Most obnoxious video format ever award
Pseudointellectual's playground award
Brain fried by academia award
I'm 14 and this is deep award

Also

>Video essays hyping up retarded "Im speshul" phobias.
>SPACE AND THE OCEAN IS SO UNNEEEEEEEEEERVING! BIG THINGS SOO SCARY! I THINK I HAVE BIGOTOPHOBIA!!!! ANY OTHER REDDITORS HAVE SUBMECHAPEEPEEPOOPOOPHOBIA?
>Guys... isn't it so profound that remote non urban areas make me start crying? I'm litterally so ruralphobic right now I almost feel euphoric about it!

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>Maybe humanity and those climate changing maga republicans are the real animals...

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>How (x) broke me

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>What (video game/movie I have decided to jerk off as a profound hidden masterpiece of le month) teaches you about (emotional philosophical word salad)

 

[1844 or something]

>New 2 hour snca deep-dive just dropped

 

[Hagon]

It's so strange to me that nearly everybody who decides to make a video essay has nothing interesting to say.
(and btw I didn't watch 90% of this video, I skipped to the end)

 

[ISTANBUL]

Behold, the king of pseudointellectual faggot reddit video essayers
https://m.youtube.com/@Kraut_the_Parrot

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Behold, the king of pseudointellectual faggot reddit video essayers
https://m.youtube.com/@Kraut_the_Parrot

Xe was involved in Internet Bloodsports btw

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

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It's so strange to me that nearly everybody who decides to make a video essay has nothing interesting to say.
(and btw I didn't watch 90% of this video, I skipped to the end)

Exactly the kind of shit I was talking about. Do these people have any self awareness of how stupid they sound?

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Also I encourage you to link or post these videos when you come across them. Sometimes I feel insane when I don't see anybody on the internet point out this medium for how cringey it is.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Behold, the king of pseudointellectual faggot reddit video essayers
https://m.youtube.com/@Kraut_the_Parrot

Didn't watch anything but this guy at least is making videos on geopolitics, which is fine.
I was more talking about people making video essays on the supposed profundity of soy things like entertainment
He's a country ball nigger though and country balls are brimstone so he's probably a total faggot

 

[basil]

i remember seeing this video essay cuz it was posted on the soyjak.party on /raid/ and it was basically this dad who’s son literally killed himself and his son liked the video game omori so he posted like an hour long video essay abt omori in remembrance

>when its career day and yo dad come in with the omori video essay

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Is space in the room with us right now bandkidjak?

>......

>Well technically....

 

[basil]

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Is space in the room with us right now bandkidjak?
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these videos are all pretentious too they’re basically like

omg ur an ape on small planet what if meteor came and destroyed EVERYTHING omg astrophobia o algo

space is cool and I know a lot abt it but there’s literally nothing to fear

 

[Hagon]

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Exactly the kind of shit I was talking about. Do these people have any self awareness of how stupid they sound?

I doubt it lol. It's already funny to say that your life was "ruined" because a video game was le sad, but it's even funnier because it's about fucking lisa of all games. It's not even a serious game, there is genuinely like 4 scenes that altogether total like, 15 minutes in Lisa that are meant to be sad, and they're not even well written. Everything else in it is just random meme shit the creator thought was funny.

 

[Hagon]

also pyrocynical is the kang of making dogshit video essays that do little more than summarize the game for people too lazy to play it themselves

 

[basil]

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also pyrocynical is the kang of making dogshit video essays that do little more than summarize the game for people too lazy to play it themselves

ew imagine actually watching that entire video shame on you

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

i remember seeing this video essay cuz it was posted on the soyjak.party on /raid/ and it was basically this dad who’s son literally killed himself and his son liked the video game omori so he posted like an hour long video essay abt omori in remembrance

>when its career day and yo dad come in with the omori video essay

I remember

 

[Hagon]

ew imagine actually watching that entire video shame on you

I let it play in the background while I was doing something else when it came out when I was like 13. I think that red bar is there because I skipped through it a few months ago to find 1 part of it doe.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

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also pyrocynical is the kang of making dogshit video essays that do little more than summarize the game for people too lazy to play it themselves

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