Ubisoft is finally dying, years of stagnation kick them in the ass.

Steve

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This has been on the brink for a while now but French publisher Ubisoft has been shitting the bed for a while now and the company is falling apart thanks to a series of bad-mediocre releases across the board that nobody has been asking for. The GP has finally gotten tired of assassin's creed tier slop and Ubisoft's shitty practices so they are collapsing at the seams, and investors are MAD. It is not unlikely they go private or get bought out by the end of this year (Stock price is a mere $11.93 at time of me writing this).
 
The Crew 2 costs less than one dollar at the moment, I noticed. They're getting a little desperate and running a PR campaign perhaps?
 
The Crew 2 costs less than one dollar at the moment, I noticed. They're getting a little desperate and running a PR campaign perhaps?
They're caught in scandals right now over their quit killing games thing so they're selling the crew games cheaply. It's more a vehicle to get people in their crappy ubisoft launcher.
 
whos gonna sit on rayman and not do anything with him now?
There are no talks of Ubisoft getting bought up now, Rayman should get more games because I liked origins and legends a lot, they're pretty good 2D platformers but Ubisoft aren't allowed to publish games with soul or anything that isn't assassin's creed really. The year is 2024 the only people legally allowed to pusblish soul is Nintendo, everything has to be dark and gritty, but with a female mc that constantly cracks jokes to make sure to appeal to nobody.
 
get bought out by the end of this year
Built for BIG. VIVENDI. COCK.
There are no talks of Ubisoft getting bought up now, Rayman should get more games because I liked origins and legends a lot, they're pretty good 2D platformers but Ubisoft aren't allowed to publish games with soul or anything that isn't assassin's creed really. The year is 2024 the only people legally allowed to pusblish soul is Nintendo, everything has to be dark and gritty, but with a female mc that constantly cracks jokes to make sure to appeal to nobody.
I'd like a sequel to PoP 2008 or a new Splinter Cell but nu-Ubisoft would fuck those up horribly so in a way I'm glad they're dormant
Stock strategy: Wait for Ubishit stock to stabilize, buy a shit ton of it, then dump it once that horrible Jap AssCreed game w/ the nigger drops
 
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please let ubisoft die
 
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